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its 2026. the OSHA handbook is a podcast now. the health inspector checks your resturaunt over discord.

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i say this every year after movement, and ill say it again. detroit is the greatest city in the world

[official doctor jeep fanpage @222urnstile]

every single moment of my life i spend not seeing live music is a waste of time

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"swedish people are good at two things. choking on beef, and coloring"

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will house music ever be as good as it was during peak dirtybird era, because i miss it so much

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Okay but Falling Water was a structurally unsound mess that was functionally unlivable because the water sound was so constant and annoying that it gave Edgar Kauffman migraines. It’s pretty to visit but like a lot of Wright’s stuff is basically an art piece that’s actively hostile to human occupation or functional use

[CT @CTtheViking]

@MorbidKnowledge

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🤯🤯🤯

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Bought a rare can of orange sprite from a guy behind a mcdonalds for $72.00, only to go home and find out that orange sprite isnt a real thing #wack

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i did a bunch of drugs back in the day and "figured-out jazz"

but i did a bunch of drugs the other day and "unfigured-out jazz" how the fuck does anybody think this shit is good

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@nottamuse i have zero knowledge, other than the fact that its probably awesome, from what ive heard

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@zoebread carry mistmas!

[James Merrill @toThePixel]

This drawing was in progress when a thunderstorm knocked out the power, and I ended up enjoying the results more than what it was meant to be. Title: Corrupted Subdivider (2020)

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i interviewed an alien and it turns out time travel is super easy, but considered incredibly rude, so nobody does it

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if we were a proper species we would have a brand new james webb telescope launching twice a year

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@madsdanae i havent bought drugs from a stranger in like half a decade, so i guess im biased. but i agree drug dealers should make more money. they are a vital part of the social ecosystem.

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today im gonna eat sushi and make a snowman

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having a mom is so cool because i can just send her stuff like this once a day and its the greatest thing in the world to her ❤️

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i need to be your friend

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who tf was that guy with the puppet at griz last night