zoë bread

the world’s least discreet anonymous person and national security risk |

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please leave a bad review on my page, trying to get to 0% recommended (currently on 26%) https://t.co/kKv0fSGo3c

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an eye for an eye does not make the whole world blind, it is resolved after those first two people exchange eyes. plus they still have one eye each left

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@WesleyDickens as i was taking the photo i imagined all the cruel comments you would leave and decided it wasn’t worth it

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i said no 🥰

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@agathaaharness my nails look dirty but thank

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@So8res @TetraspaceWest NOOOOO

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i have developed a fear of cows now since being charged at 2 times and my fear was captured in my walk route !!! can’t believe i went vegan for this

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@_AWWOT_ THEY DID! IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE PLURIBUS

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@BaricusVeins all i was doing was throwing stones at them and shouting HORNK

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sorry officer, i was only speeding so that waze would tell me where the speed cameras were

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orders up 15.7 THOUSAND percent
no money 😭
my accountant is going to murder me when i send him the orders for this month

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why did i think this was a good idea

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Do you think we are stupid . Pathetic

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across all devices my screen time is 27 hours a day

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@diablefemelle entry to win the ugliest piece of art i’ve ever made

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@BaricusVeins i didn’t realise £5 was the minimum donation though 😭

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@_AWWOT_ oh!! noo i haven’t and the 0 £ orders are stil rolling in!!

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BOG OFFFFFFFFF

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@BaricusVeins i doubt it !!!!

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why has the art gallery i accused of selling ai art commented this on the post

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@whatssofunnyxD it confused me ever so