Ali Copeland

I read a stripper’s tarot once.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

The worst part of 2020 is all these claymation commercials. They ain’t right.

[mikala @mikalawalker]

We not going to forget who was a Trump supporter ♥️

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

Y’all ever live somewhere NOT haunted? It’s wild.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

Enjoy the journey and use a lotta eye cream.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

@RealJordanC They need to stop being so cocky and treating these teams like scrimmage games. No excuse for this shit.

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

I low key preferred lockdown to this weird indefinite purgatory we're in now

[Stefon on 2020 @StefonOn2020]

Pennsylvania's hottest club is Super Spreader. Answering the question, "What if a candidate actively tried to kill his supporters?" this campaign-turned-death cult has everything. One COVID case. Then two. Then four. Then eight. Then 16. Then 32. Then 64...

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

You're not punk and I'm telling everyone

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

Fuck I miss Kansas City.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

I wanna see the skyline on my drive home from work.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

I wanna fall asleep listening to sirens

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

I want to be at a Buzz show with my friends and a Boulevard Wheat in my hand.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

I want someone to flip me off in traffic.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

I want Jackstack. I wanna watch the Super Bowl game on DVR for the 10000th time.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

I gotta learn how to leave this attitude in Kansas City before moving to the South, man. 😳

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

Not that I have any sympathy for him, but watching this
#TulsaTrumpRally is honestly sad.

It's been truly pathetic to watch this miserable man's endless journey to seek affirmation lead him to play to people's worst impulses all for the sake of his ego and power.

[spiltcoco @spiltcoco]

No justice No peace

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

When the roofer next door is making all kinds of ruckus but it’s his Shinedown playlist and not the constant banging that’s got you pissed.

[Ali Copeland @CallMeCassius_]

I didn’t know I needed to hear Glass Animals cover Lana Del Ray but FUCK