yo, it’s ya girl

coming back to X like a crazy, toxic b*tch

[yo, it’s ya girl @callmecellaaa]

I forgot to use this social media empire for my intrusive thoughts and now my fb friends and fam think I’m a grippy sock girl :(

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#NewProfilePic

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Somebody’s watching meeee… it’s Penn Badgleyyyyy aaaahoooooohaaahoooh ahoooh

No one else? lol 👀

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So dramatic but he will be missed RIP

[Duolingo @duolingo]

an important message from Duolingo

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How did that cheesy ass show Nobody Wants This immediately get renewed for a second season but #KAOS didn’t?! @netflix 😭💔

[Kit Stone @bykitstone]

This is frustrating. #KAOS⚡️ barely had time to fly. It featured an eclectic cast, incredible diversity, and a twist on Greek mythology. Season 2 would've been a banger. If Netflix isn't going to allow its content to grow, give it up to another platform. It just got started! 🥺

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Damn being depressed made me skinny af now none of my bottom clothes fit me 🥴

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When he says he’s bringing you food and wants to watch HP 😍

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@ask_aubry “Technically still a beginner” maam you just started your adult life and this man is a full blown seasoned adult WTF grooming to the max and idc if she’s an adult. You can still groom adults. Especially with a significant age gap like this.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

7 movie moments that haunt me:

1) the sheriff's hat getting bigger each frame of 'scary movie 3'

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This app not letting you see likes should be criminal

I wanna be nosey! @elonmusk

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@akoslachapa Two words: period panties

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Turns out I’m not fat just squishy and curvy and emotional around my time of month 🤣

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This whole time I thought I was getting boobs but really I’m getting fat brb while I cry and eat my bodyweight in ice cream

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I can’t stand people who can’t respect my time. If I told you I’m gonna be somewhere at 4, why are you gonna text me at 4:45 asking me to let you know when I get there? I got a whole toddler with a strict schedule. Respect my time that I offer.

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This whole time I thought I was getting boobs but really I’m getting fat brb while I cry and eat my bodyweight in ice cream

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I’m convinced men only have 1 brain cell

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I wish I could so badly laugh at some “X” (🤮 x is gross, twitter is aesthetically prettier) posts

[Taylor Ashbrook @taylor_ashbrook]

Harrison Butker hooked up with a male cheerleader when he was in college at Georgia Tech????? I AM LIVING FOR THIS SCALDING HOT TEA 🤭

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@ask_aubry Curtains and not bedsheets/blankets/pillow cases being used and held up by duct tape over windows to block out sunlight…
- signed by a mother who uses all of these things bc I’m renting and my landlord thinks the homes should look like no one has ever lived here

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Normal is boring.