Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛

Once you get to know me, you never forget me. Non-snarky sister account to @CrashCourseCmdy. She/her.

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Life's too short to be normal! https://t.co/xCsp1YRA5G

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Tesla is super cute yet gives no fucks. https://t.co/gsXTDdM2lJ

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! I'm out of the hospital, so I'm taking it easy! https://t.co/eXMK3R5aVy

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Either men's shoes are getting more unisex or heels are getting more unitarian. https://t.co/QLGVsN5Y8O

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Awww, cute kitty...wait, that vending machine stocks Aero and black-label Mars bars?!? Where is this, the UK? https://t.co/fb5vq2y5lI

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

RIP City Hall job. 😪 https://t.co/SXGAgXH4vE

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

*snort laugh* *South Park voice* You're not my booday, guy! https://t.co/Ihby6lhWK3

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Hair? Check. Lips? Check. Earrings? Ckeck Furry coat? Check. Damn, I look good! https://t.co/zF1uW6DN4h

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

What more could I want? https://t.co/XvRW2kkPtW

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

"Sure, the hi-visibity vest impedes my stealth skills, but no one steps on me!" https://t.co/qVjcibd3sV

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

At least he isn't in a mime uniform, no makeup, and no berets. https://t.co/jzDa3W6q6d

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

"Their tail is my hat! Hee hee!" https://t.co/yJBzCqJqVQ

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Tesla was waiting for Rizzo to get off of the blanket. The spot was warm! https://t.co/MXFbDSSd2k

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

"...and I'll shred him apart like a block of cheddar cheese! https://t.co/obxHrgIqUn

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

It's either forgetting the snack, forgetting the drink, or having to go to the bathroom. https://t.co/xFgpTzJv5B

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Tesla still loves that giant leopard print pillow, no matter where we put it. https://t.co/eUN28msr05

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Look at the kitty, LOOK AT THE KITTY!!! https://t.co/a3puX1j1ZH

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

"I'm just here to keep the mice out of the lumber and birdseed!" https://t.co/BSXzEezFEj

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

Young Merlin meets '300'? To quote Kung Fu Karl: "Abs, abs, abs! Everything had abs! Soldiers? Abs. Swords? Abs. Mermaids? Abs. Babies? Abs. Rocks? ROCK HARD ABS!" https://t.co/NKAvxM6Tvo

[Jackie Tennyson 🐈‍⬛ @callmecrash]

I can't have a chill thought, that's why I have the meds! https://t.co/O8U47IoNCL