Three card grades. Your PnL decides which one you get.
Common: mild case.
Rare: referred to the board.
Legendary: to be studied for years.
Which one are you getting? Be honest. The labs will check.
The clinic doesn't give refunds. It gives paperwork.
Founding files for the first 100 patients.
Insurance plans for wallets holding $COPE. They cover nothing.
A monthly fever chart of your PnL.
A museum wing for the worst cases.
All cosmetic. Opening soon.
Patients lie. Labs don't.
Soon you can send Dr. Cope any pumpfun profile. He pulls the real numbers and writes the diagnosis.
Yours. Your friend's. The guy in your group chat who is "up overall".