Gertrudes diary

Some may say I’m on drugs…. I say I’m a Christian ✌️

[Gertrudes diary @callmegert667]

Spoiler alert:
Knowing all the love island ppl die in the last episode just breaks my heart

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I sometimes feel like I’m playing pretend at work

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@frankie_fielder Duh

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I can’t be in love Island because I’d be lying to all these men and not be able to keep my story straight

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Starting a go fund me to bring penny home

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I am NOT trusting any farts today….

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“He got hit with the ugly stick”
“Oh no hunny he got hit by the whole fucking tree”

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A walking encyclopedia with all the wrong information

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@angelicaa_0 MEMAW be like

[Jack @_kickbxck]

sorry babe no time for sex, i need to go tweet for 5 likes

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I’d rather be still drunk than hungover

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I’m the girl at the club who trips on the aux cord & cuts the music

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In the next generations the Curtis family will be Asian #thankyoualexcurtis

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Lowkey euphoria made me wanna read the bible

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#nobodycaresaboutgertrude

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I need to stop throwing away my sticky boobs at the bars when I’m drunk…. I’ve lost a couple good soldiers along this journey we call life

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“can i get to know you” i wouldnt recommend it

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My wedding vows are gonna go a little like this…..
“What he said ✌️”

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Soooo ready to be humbled in pilates later