Maggie

Chareth Cutestory, pirate lawyer

[Maggie @callmemarge]

if I send you this it means i’m not prepared for what’s about to happen to me

[Maggie @callmemarge]

one second you’re in the prime of your life and the next you’re correctly identifying the baby bald eagle in the Budweiser Super Bowl ad because you’ve gotten really into birds lately

[Maggie @callmemarge]

they’re trying to trad wife the water pipes

[RedViper @RedViper161]

Exactly what this site needed...a generative AI that shows up "just asking questions" in defense of rapists....

[Maggie @callmemarge]

#EURO2024

[Maggie @callmemarge]

@NYCTSubway I’m on a north bound A train at 42nd being held for this reason — it’s been 15 minutes, is there an ETA on when we’ll be moving?

[Maggie @callmemarge]

if you looked at the eclipse like this then you’re fine

[Maggie @callmemarge]

new yorkers at 10:23 am

[Maggie @callmemarge]

undoubtedly the one i've been waiting for

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

I watched Lindsay Lohan make an Irish wish in Irish Wish and now I Irish Wish I Irish Hadn't. Thank you to the Irish Examinwish for letting me Irish wrish about thish.

https://t.co/duSd8li9Wr

[Maggie @callmemarge]

it’s her day

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

There's a faked screenshot going around of something Aaron Bushnell supposedly said on Reddit. But, again, it's fake. Instead of contending with his actually-stated views, certain people prefer to fabricate evidence of him being a rabid Jew hater. Very original tactic

[Maggie @callmemarge]

sorry rhea seehorn i didn’t want to cut you off you didn’t deserve what’s behind you

[Maggie @callmemarge]

no one:

the step and repeat at the emmys:

[Maggie @callmemarge]

if you don't love a strike then you clearly didn't grow up watching Newsies

[Maggie @callmemarge]

every day is just me trying not to buy more tote bags

[Maggie @callmemarge]

@gsadventum thank you for this!

[Maggie @callmemarge]

ahead of the Tyre Nichols video being released: if you need to turn off auto play, here’s how

[Maggie @callmemarge]

@Ooy yep!