Meghan (Keeney) Bittel

School Counselor | Coke Zero Enthusiast | When you have more than you need, build a longer table, not a taller fence. Probably watching true crime with my dog.

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

@linseygrissom_ Couldn’t relate more

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@madebygoogle Truth!

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Things I like about adulthood: when I get hot from a drinking a glass of wine I can just open up my nest app and turn the temp down without getting in trouble

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

Also being able to buy only the individual things in trail mix that I like and making my own at home with as many m&ms as I want

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

If you see me sleeping in the barn tonight with my new baby... no you didn’t

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

Giving me the “please play in the snow with me” eyes💙

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

Today I worked from home, my night class was canceled, I cleaned my house, and just got into clean sheets after a shower THANK YOU ICE STORM ILY

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

Me in my little zoom camera window after I talk in class and instantly regret opening my mouth and want to die of embarrassment only to do it again the next time there is a millisecond of awkward silence

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

I was being creepy and accidentally liked a pic on insta from 5 years ago so naturally I tell @mcrowley___ hoping she will comfort me. What does she say you ask...

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

Me, an arts and humanities kind of gal when I’m told a class will consist of actual quizzes and tests instead of papers:

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My new @FurboDogCamera is going to turn me into a recluse because my heart can’t handle opening the app and seeing my baby boy waiting by the door waiting for me all day 🥺 💔

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

My dog is low key mad that I picked him up from my parents house when we got back from our honeymoon. He likes his grandparents better and he’s not even trying to hide it. Not even a little.

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

@dog_rates @budweiserusa This is Murray! He thinks he’s look great as a bud pup!!

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@budweiserusa @dog_rates This is Murray! His dad would love a bud with this pup on it!

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

The nerve of Panera to forget my side of BREAD with my bread-bowl AND sandwich. DON’T THEY KNOW I NEED COMFORT CARBS RIGHT NOW?! #rude

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

If you’re on the fence about watching @NBCThisisUs DO IT! DO IT RIGHT NOW! So good, so real, so many feels. You won’t regret it - not even the ugly cries!

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

The past seven or eight months have been some of the the hardest of my life and I know I can’t be alone in that. If you’re going through something, I’m praying for you and that your spirits be lifted. We can do this!

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

Wait what? 😨

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George: *finishing dinner while seemingly watching basketball without a care in the world*

Also George: “You know what I hate? Allen screws.”

Me: ??¿??¿¿¿??¿

[Meghan (Keeney) Bittel @callmemeghann]

Alexa, turn off coronavirus.