nutella daddylonglegs, pre PhD

#blacklivesmatter lifelong tidoptimist

[nutella daddylonglegs, pre PhD @callmemickeyd_]

When you give a moose a mother fucking muffin bitch

[nutella daddylonglegs, pre PhD @callmemickeyd_]

And that’s the last fucking time I try and plan event with people

[nutella daddylonglegs, pre PhD @callmemickeyd_]

I told my friend last night that I don’t think I could have a wedding. Because the idea of pronouncing my love for another person (let alone a man) in front of my friends and family sounds so embarrassing…

[nutella daddylonglegs, pre PhD @callmemickeyd_]

At this point watching #tellmelies is a form of self harm

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

I tend to not text back when I’m not in an ok mood. this could last from hours to days. I don’t care if you see me on social media ... I don’t want conversation.

[nutella daddylonglegs, pre PhD @callmemickeyd_]

I fear I am the type of person to get married and not tell my friends either out of shame or embarrassment that I will have to admit that I care about someone else

[nutella daddylonglegs, pre PhD @callmemickeyd_]

@ifyruth94 @AdaPereway He proposed impulsively on the vacation and then like 20 minutes later he had an accident that put him in a coma…in his defense there was no time to tell his family.

[nutella daddylonglegs, pre PhD @callmemickeyd_]

@youcallmeaashik @vileslug Wtf 😂

[sam🎮 @blanks_sj]

mind you they not even together anymore

[𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊 𝙳𝚊’𝙽𝚊𝚎 ❤︎ @mxrvssa]

I hate when niggas try to humble me and I’m already being humble by fuckin with they ass 😭

[n☘️ @nyxwanga]

Working while being a full time student

[zy @lamineology]

it’s scary asf when someone you find attractive also finds you attractive

[goma @soigomaa]

i texted him "have fun" and he texted back
"no i'm still gonna text you" and that basically sums up the kinda man i want.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Men are not attractive anymore and im not even talking about looks. they are so disrespectful, want princess treatment, can't communicate, can't connect emotionally, immature and more.. is a complete turn off.

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

A man starts consistently having financial issues around me is evidence that he betrayed me in some way some how I just can't prove it.

Also car issues.

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

This would end influencing in the United States as we know it

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

the internet is filled with to many creative ideas for niggas not to be romantic, he just don't like you!

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

The apartment of a nigga who still aint ship your hoodie

[Princess🤭 @hlulanimanyike]

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person