morbin

aaaaaaand you're banished from the realm

[hunter @3gpmh]

something about being on a train it’s like oh yeah i was in love once

[Armani @historyoarmani2]

all jokes aside a lot of people need to die

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I wouldn’t necessarily call it a “problem.” The trolley works just fine, no?

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons

[morbin @callmemurg]

@RainCasts This is what it’s like to go to London.

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[JT @jiratickets]

is this anything?

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @deadhandjesus]

Night life like Jill stein I'm at my third party

[cosmic relief @whoiskaaari]

i have decided to be a lover first, clown second, and menace as a last resort i am really growing up

[ₓₑₜₕᵣ₍ₑ₎ₐₗ @c_nxX1999]

I’m balancing feral tendencies and intellectual pursuits

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

We’ll see what my group chat of mean-spirited dumb alcoholics has to say about that

[danlet @evildanevil]

One thing about me is i have work tomorow

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“hey this reminded me of you” and it’s PANTONE 17-0230 TCX Forest Green

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

virginia may be for lovers. but delaware? delaware is for perverts

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

first date idea i list and describe all of my friends in extreme detail

[user @user0000O0]

no rizz just insane lore