NauticalPhasmid —

[the Beverly of Cheverly @NickoGallo]

Angry parents in the education system confuse me. You won, you have all the power, teachers have no authority anymore. You can opt out of every single recommendation no matter how necessary, the system serves you not your children or the teachers. And yet, it's never enough

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

This guy.

[🗣🎙‼️ @LanceTHESPOKEN]

90+ reception seasons:

Gronk: 1
Kelce: 8 straight (NFL record)

100+ reception seasons:

Gronk: 0
Kelce: 3

100+ yard games:

Gronk: 32
Kelce: 38 (TE record)

1,000+ yard seasons:

Gronk: 4
Kelce: 7 straight (TE record)

Postseason receptions:

Gronk: 98
Kelce: 165 (NFL record)

Postseason yards:

Gronk: 1,389
Kelce: 1,903 (2nd most ever)

Postseason TDs:

Gronk: 15
Kelce: 19 (2nd most ever)

Seasons with a HOF QB:

Gronk: 9
Kelce: 7

[yeah* @newtonpbu]

Guys I’m sorry but we gotta stop acting like the Chiefs PI was not actually PI

[Braiden Turner @bturner23]

Man people have this weird theory that Mahomes is the biggest flopper in the NFL but the 6’5 250 pound QB for the Bills is absolutely the biggest flopper in the league

[Joel Penfield @jtpenfield]

Kurt Benkert would’ve had a conniption and rage tweeted for 10 minutes if this were the Chiefs

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

If only Kendrick Lamar would make an album about how he’s not a savior but a human like everyone else with his own flaws and struggles

[NauticalPhasmid — @callmenautical]

@iwywsfab If this is what salvation costs, eternal damnation looks pretty appealing

[NauticalPhasmid — @callmenautical]

Coke Zero people are crazy

Diet Coke is a completely different flavor from Coke but Zero’s relative proximity to the real thing make its wrongness taste evil… insidious… spoiled… corrupted

How dare you stand where he stood dot gif @ Coke Zero if it has no haters I am dead

[ed @asherw01fe]

Diet Coke is for the sheeple.. the puppets… Coke Zero is for the quiet intellectuals… the people ruling behind the shadows….

[NauticalPhasmid — @callmenautical]

@mikey_mo10 I’m sorry to tell you this but I think whatever they put in the “zero” version of sodas is distilled essence of evil and this applies to all of them 😔

[HCF @hcf_m2h]

The fanbase that spent nearly 3 years propping up Burrow because he was “3-0/3-1 vs Mahomes” is now arguing that wins aren’t a QB stat

[yeah* @newtonpbu]

Mike Evan’s watching Marshawn Lattimore leave the NFC South

[Julio @RasheeTouchdown]

We tried, sadly no one cared until it wasn’t the Chiefs asking.

[erin alyce @herooine]

no victory monday and it's also the bye week, election week, and the trade deadline 😩

[NauticalPhasmid — @callmenautical]

@JBirddie27 @brett_rodgers10 Putting Wicks on the back burner =/= giving up on him, but he should not be within 4 targets of the team lead, basically even with Reed and Doubs, with how little he’s converting the opportunities right now

[NauticalPhasmid — @callmenautical]

@jaydimas23 @JGPhantomBeats @AnnoCatulii @Peter_Bukowski I don’t think many people disagree that better ball placement should be a priority for Love, but that doesn’t negate that Wicks has had an egregious drop issue. A rep decrease for him doesn’t mean Love has nothing to improve; a smaller core rotation could help him do just that

[Cal is @MTGCal]

Tried making & editing a short in Premier 4fun & to learn some stuff (mainly really really basic keyframing & setting up captions, etc). Fun was had, probably would tighten up the next one more!

[Cal is @MTGCal]

Omos squash into being fired publicly