chris ✨

legally brunette (but actually) // she/her // (bi)tch

[chris ✨ @callmeoslo]

your honor this is a court of law not of common sense

[chris ✨ @callmeoslo]

an omen

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

A bird has been found impaled on the lightning rod at the top of the Bunker Hill Monument in Charlestown tonight.

[chris ✨ @callmeoslo]

the staircase scene in death becomes her

[Scarlet Aurélie @AurelieScarlet]

This staircase looks beautiful until you realize how dangerous one wrong step can be. Spiral stairs may save space, but without extra caution, they can turn a simple movement into a serious accident.

[chris ✨ @callmeoslo]

normalize standing more than 1 inch behind a stranger in women’s restroom lines at a broadway show

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

So sorry that visitors are falling in love with my beloved Boston and not your city.

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

the scottish fans have discovered our love language

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

I will die for my country of scottish boston

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

I miss when I was 9 years old and a glass of Martinelli's sparkling cider made me feel like I owned a high rise in Manhattan

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

No matter how today goes, you deserve a crab rangoon at the end of the day.

[anushka @mintyfia]

if you die in boston massachusetts do you die in real life

[kicole nidman @ferald_gord]

too chopped for la
too anxious for nyc
just neurotic enough for boston massachusetts #gosox

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

these colors don't run

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

prayer circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
PATRIOTS
🕯 WIN THE 🕯
SUPER BOWL
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

nothing will ruin a friendship for me faster than watching someone show up for their other friends in a way they don’t show up for me. you have the capacity, just not for our friendship? no thanks.

[Your Fave's Fave @_ItsMarisWorld_]

their house. it always ends at their house.

[Jordan Leandre @JordanLeandre55]

Playoff record in Denver.

Gisele Bündchen: 0-2

Ann Michael Maye: 1-0

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

"And by the way, Drake Maye's just done something that Tom Brady couldn't do, and that's win a playoff game in Denver. Tom was 0-3."

[Lucy Burdge @LucilleBurdge]

What if Drake Maye Lover is actually Ann Michael Maye

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

we reached the point where High School Musical is as old as Grease was when our parents would talk about it to us

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

I watched this on mute; I assume the gag is that they're doing accents. In reality, the alphabetical visual scroll is very triggering for anyone who grew up waiting for snow day announcements on the news in MA