Sylv

I'm probably watching baseball or eating Chipotle

[Sylv @callmerogan]

Just trying to manifest what I want during the winter solstice and #thegreatconjunction ✨ Nothing more Sylvia than wanting a burrito card from @ChipotleTweets in the next 6 months 😍

[Sylv @callmerogan]

Why would any sane adult man go by the name of Bobby?

[Sylv @callmerogan]

I stand corrected...this morning it is 22° but feels like 9°! I thought winter was over #Nebraska 🤔

[Sylv @callmerogan]

Is it gross? Yes. Is it oily? Yes. Did anyone comment on it on my Zoom meeting? No. So it’s a win.

[Sylv @callmerogan]

Going on Day 5 of not washing my hair and it’s an actual experiment now

[Sylv @callmerogan]

Aaaaand it went from 72° and sunny to 30° and freezing rain #nebraskathegoodlife

[Sylv @callmerogan]

Dating me be like.... #NewProfilePic

[Sylv @callmerogan]

I think 2020 is just April Fools all year round tbh

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

RT for a burrito⁷

[Sylv @callmerogan]

What is everyone’s New Year’s resolutions?

[Sylv @callmerogan]

Ordering a taco 12 pack is more difficult than it used to be 😫🌮

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

"SpOnSoR mE cHiPoTle"

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Single and ready to spill salsa on myself at the worst possible moment.

[Sylv @callmerogan]

@ChipotleTweets 18 codes texted within 5 seconds of it being tweeted and 18 times being let down because the buzzer ran out 🙁

[Sylv @callmerogan]

@PrincessNe0n @DannyDeVito Like after this there’s no way I’m having this bozo as a dinner guest 😤

[Sylv @callmerogan]

These men out here don’t know what they’re talking about!!! @DannyDeVito would be THE best dinner guest. Anyone who disagrees is wrong.

[Sylv @callmerogan]

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[Sylv @callmerogan]

My friend doesn’t want to go to the Lil Wayne concert because we’d be “the only white people there”. Thoughts?

[Sylv @callmerogan]

I cannot be friends with anyone who puts the reindeer antlers and red nose on their vehicle. You’ve been notified.

[Sylv @callmerogan]

I will conquer you