Alan

Alan. He/Him.🏳️‍⚧️ I spend a lot of time rambling into the abyss that is Twitter.

[Mumbella⛱️🤍🖤 @MmPanson]

จัดให้ค่ะ กระพริบไฟอยุ่ตรงนี้ 🩷🫰#FreenBecky

[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Margaret, 90, had gotten outside twice before her son Keith installed cameras. He expected to find footage of the problem.
He found something else. Every single night for nine months their golden retriever Flynn had already been at the front door before Margaret reached the hallway.
Blocking. Redirecting. Taking her sleeve and guiding her back to bed. Thirty-seven documented nights. Not once had she made it outside. Margaret's neurologist watched the recording and said: "I have worked in memory care for twenty-three years. Flynn is performing structured redirection. He built every component of it on his own." Keith said: "He figured it out the first night."

[NICO GROSSO @GrossoNicolas]

MI AMIGO SIEMPRE QUE VOY A LA CASA SE PONE CELOSO POR QUE SU GATO "FRIGOBERTO" SE ME QUEDA MIRANDO CON CARA DE ENAMORADO DESDE QUE LLEGO HASTA QUE ME VOY Y YO LE REGALE UNA GORRITA QUE SI SE LA SACAS SE PONE A LLORAR POR DOS HORAS SEGUIDAS HASTA QUE SE LA PONES. COMO TU HERMANA

[ʙɪɴɴɪᴇ ᴋ 🍯 @binnie_kay]

have to draw a quick one

#อิงล็อต #englot

[ㅡ KIM B. smiley Ი𐑼 ㅡ @KIMB309__]

สวยมากอะ 🫪🫠

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

my coping mechanisms may be worse than my actual problems

[David Lei @davidlei]

If you have dogs (or your significant other does, as in my case), you may know that it’s not unusual for female canines to lift a leg when doing their business. The reverse is true too. Male canines can do their business with both hind legs down. It’s 2026, the canines can go to the bathroom however they please!

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

Watching gay movies and forgetting straight people exist is my form of therapy

[Gary Hershorn @GaryHershorn]

The Empire State Building, JPMorgan Chase Building and One Vanderbilt illuminate in rainbow colors to celebrate NYC Pride 2026 in New York City, Sunday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork @empirestatebldg #pride #nycpride2026

[Alan @CallMeSev]

Just watched episode 7 of The Air and immediately thought of Khun Sam! 😂

[🌷🌷🌷 @FB_mumu0812]

『Huh?』まとめ🤣
🌪️が多かった😂

[Jdab @JDabz87]

Need this on a shirt ASAP

[emi ୨ৎ the air @srchasgrl]

EL MEJOR CARTEL QUE VI HOY EN EL PRIDE 🙂‍↔️

[Karl Smith, CFA (Level 1 Candidate) @wallstreetkarl]

Yeah I work at Gay P Morgan

[redlips✘ @redlips1999]

they really said “represent”

[md🪐 @wediditbabyy]

the streets are saying that's Engfa's Victoria Secret bday gift to Char

// definitely single right? 👀
#อิงล็อต #englot‌

[Alan @CallMeSev]

“You can hit me as many times as you want”

[N'Becca🦦 BECKY'S WIFE @Fi_rpa]

Leave Princess Anin alone 😭😂

[N'Becca🦦 BECKY'S WIFE @Fi_rpa]

Leave Princess Anin alone 😭😂

[Beee🐝 @beewaratin]

Rose.. Lada..Blew and Khaprao are holding hands… and none of them have long nails. 💀

[Alan @CallMeSev]

Thank God for that!

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

This might shock you but women can be tops too