Hassaan Ghazali

An MC in the boardroom, the courtroom, the classroom, the newsroom, the stage, and the studio.

[Hassaan Ghazali @callmeshani2]

Oh the irony. A bad bet is a bad debt. @elonmusk #Twitter #layoffs

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@BirgitLamm Are there vegetables at the green grocers?

[Masdar @Masdar]

HH Sheikha Shamma bint Sultan bin Khalifa Al Nahyan President & CEO, UAE Independent Climate Change Accelerators (UICCA), delivered today’s opening remarks for the #Y4SForum.

Watch the speech ➡️ https://t.co/pYkNhxQYqO
#ADSW2023

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@Fredwreck It’s John the Baptist’s head. Thanks a lot Salome and Herod.

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@cfruman Punchy!

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@elonmusk Try knowing the future and hating that.

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@Fredwreck Whaddaya mean “turned out”. He was always like this.

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Lahore da pawa, @SnoopDogg #lahoredapawa

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@elonmusk Lahore da pawa, Twitter is lava #lahoredapawa #Akhtarlawa

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2 liters a day is a lie. Wake up and smell the H2O. https://t.co/Y81c0GyMUm
@Nestle #water #PSA #drink

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The National crisis of Pakistan—dehydration. #water #pakistan #crisis https://t.co/Y81c0GgDGe via @YouTube @betterpakistan @CMShehbaz @GovtofPakistan

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Why has there never been a collab between @madonna and @eltonofficial ??? Twitter thoughts? #music #Madonna #EltonJohn

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@elonmusk is entropy personified. #twitter #Elonmusk

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@elonmusk @wholemars More racist shite from Kanye. Can someone take his phone away please?

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@elonmusk @lexfridman Is Assange on Twitter #WikiLeaks #JulianAssange

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Musically speaking, you gotta come full circle to realize we’ve entered the new Madonnaissance! @Madonna #music #madonnaissance #MadonnaForever

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@elonmusk can you stick a neuralink chip into @kanyewest he’s not longer master of his mind

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Nothing @jpmorgan does surprises me anymore. #JPMorgan #Epstein

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@elonmusk @realGeorgeHotz Can’t beat Jurassic Park

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@elonmusk Go read Simulacra and Simulation by Baudrillard. Twitter ain’t real and the smart ones are taking the red pill—not the blue tick.