Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁

I'm all about Jesus and jokes.

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Friend.

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#LongLiveNipsey #LongLiveKobe
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[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

Y'all please take a moment and follow my wife on Instagram!

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She makes custom dresses available for purchase!
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#FridayVibes
#NationalDoughnutDay

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

My guy @ShawdyJizzle601 got him another banger! Swear dude gets better and better each tape.

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[Toni Childs @BonitaApple_Bum]

Being a stay at home mom is not easy. Unless you’re rich. Or if you have friends that live close to you. Staying at home all day is depressing af

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

“Yea baby, the last time I threw it back at yo granddaddy, I came back with yo twin uncles Larry she Berry. Never again!”

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[Shanita Hubbard @msshanitarenee]

My grandma is sharing VERY unsolicited random sex tips today. “Baby you have to slowly throw one leg over his shoulder. Just one tho, cause if you use two you’ll have to call the cops on him.”

I hope your day is going better.

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

@CrawfinUSA @DragonflyJonez 😂 rules are rules fam. Better knuckle up!

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

Funny thing is, you do actually. Once you learn how to control your dreams, those bad dreams be funny to me. Unless it’s an actual demon/spirit attacking me at night, I flip so those bad dreams into me wrestling bears for WWE or something.

[mariam @skintinty]

the fake scenarios i create in my head before bed vs the absolute nonsense i end up dreaming abt.....nah whos in charge of the creative direction bc i have NOTES!

[bomani @bomani_jones]

first class parenting right here

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

@GuelfiJohn This is not the first time he said this. Said same thing with Obama

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

@FRESCObeFLEXXlN So you’re not gonna pretend you had fun? Nota smile or nothing huh lol

[Kevin Fippin @kfippin]

I read this tweet entirely wrong and I want you to also

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

“Mitch better have my money.” - America

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

This is gonna be the most non-Christmas, Christmas I’ve ever had.

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

@DrCannaBae Idk man I think they were saying it was buffoonery. Like some Amos and Andy stuff. I just thought it was funny

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

@DrCannaBae I never understood the hate for this movie

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

@CJones1375 @JoeBudden The pod really is a round table of bad takes lol.

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

Truly inspiring.

[Ankith Harathi @ankithharathi]

A janitor making $4/hour walked into a Fortune 500 company boardroom. Shaking, he took a seat opposite the CEO.

"So I had an idea..." he nervously began.

Years later, that idea would become an iconic consumer brand and make him worth ~$20M.

Here's how that meeting went 🧶👇

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

@blakecomedylive @youngthug Percocets and late night sonic onion rings: the breakfast of ‘eh, I can do it later...’

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

Just had a dream that a rather large lady was in a wooded park trafficking Percocets in her panties until @youngthug ran up and snatched her dress off and the pills fell everywhere like Sonic rings.

I woke up disappointed with a mouth full of lint.

[Mustard on the Bop✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💜💛🏁 @callmesmooth]

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[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Y’all can we just fight these people? We all off on Christmas. Let’s just go to D.C. and ruin theirs