John Behler

[John Behler @callmesus]

I'm in full effect right now

[John Behler @callmesus]

Interesting...this marks the second occasion I've seen my middle school principal at the bar

[John Behler @callmesus]

Happy Hour at Hacienda http://t.co/ZR5NaoF1

[John Behler @callmesus]

@Bignoodle608 you know son OD

[John Behler @callmesus]

@TrappaZappa I'm wiling to try anything doctor

[John Behler @callmesus]

@TrappaZappa I squished it on a machine at the gym today....will you take a look for me?

[John Behler @callmesus]

Hey baby

[John Behler @callmesus]

I think my wiener has been broken...it hurts

[John Behler @callmesus]

im presented 2 options, one more appealing than the other ill put my effort into obtaining the better of the 2. I'll fail and lose the other

[Chris Bogs @ChrisBogs26]

@scrabby42 @callmesus yeah it's always on ZEE HOUSE or on ZEE BEER-LER🍻

[John Behler @callmesus]

@scrabby42 @chrisbogs26 haha yeah he got me that student discount I wasnt going to golds ne more now that I dnt work over there w/ dick face

[John Behler @callmesus]

@scrabby42 I switched gyms again lol I'm at positive now

[John Behler @callmesus]

I fucking love leg days and I especially love squatting

[John Behler @callmesus]

@TheBrandonColon god you don't know how proud that makes me

[John Behler @callmesus]

@kellyconklin10 thank you!

[John Behler @callmesus]

What's the name of this picture game ppl are playing? #ReplyTweet

[John Behler @callmesus]

“@laurfontttt: @callmesus ✋GROSS I'd rather eat Matilda's tits” 😂 ....sadly so would I ....she's HOT

[John Behler @callmesus]

@laurfontttt you're missing out ....they're like fluffy circles of heaven topped with flowing rivers of delicious sticky syrup 😋😋😋

[John Behler @callmesus]

@laurfontttt damn right & Im proud of it! just be thankful I'm tweeting bout it now...wait till ur TL blows up that day #YouHeardItHereFirst

[John Behler @callmesus]

Mark you calendars bitches free pancakes ...IHOP....February 5th