Cyrus Fernandez

voice actor/musician by day, writer/kitty poop scooper by night, doggie hugger on the weekends, Audio Heavy Entertainment founder.

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

@mepauloavelino respect 😂

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

Chicago gave pro wrestling CM Punk, global politics Barack Obama, and now, the holy see Leo XIV.

What a city.

[Michael Buffer @Michael_Buffer]

NO!💔
My wife and I are so sorry to hear this as I’m sure millions of other @WWE fans are. Samantha is brilliant & super professional as announcer+her musical talent as a singer & flautist are amazing!
All the best to her moving forward w/her career & perhaps we’ll see her in future events including boxing & MMA!

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

All the park staffers here at Universal Studios Japan: the answer to the question “What does pleasing personality look like?”

Also the answer to the question “name one place I’ll get fired from on day 1 if I work here.”

[Nico Nicdao @theniconicdao]

The worst kind of mindset older people have is wanting the next generation to experience the same hardships they went through, and so they become the seniors they hated when they were younger.

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

All these memes about that submersible incident be implying they deserved it just because they were rich and didn’t know what to do with their money.

Tasteless.

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

I bet a bunch of the people saying now that Cody should’ve won are the exact same people who hated on him when he won from number 30 back in the Rumble because Zayn was extra hot that time. #WrestleMania

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

Bloodline story ain’t over yet. Looks like there’s something bigger brewing. #WrestleMania

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Wow. Roman retains.

I’m calling it. Zayn’s going after the title again. #WrestleMania

[Triple H @TripleH]

Curious, @JoelEmbiid…
If you wrote a bigger check now, could you get a volume discount to cover the rest of the season??
#IllChipIn #SuckIt

[WWE @WWE]

WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS?!?

@LoganPaul and @KingRicochet just blew our minds at #RoyalRumble with an unbelievable moment! 🤯🤯🤯

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

Teleserye pitch:

Jett Pangan and John Lapus play two brothers separated at birth.

That’s it.

#bookitgma

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

@rontography thanks man! really really hard to find anywhere/anyone to buy it from now tho

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

Those Jordan 8 Hachimuras sure flew fast in my size at Titan22.😑 Didn’t even stand a chance.

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

@rontography how’s the sizing on this?

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

😬

[Rowena Guanzon @rowena_guanzon]

I will debate with her in English. Bawat wrong grammar isang suntok. @P3PWD_PL

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

Yung natatalo ka ng mas bata sayo sa argumento kaya hihirit ka bigla ng "kids these days".

Your seniority doesn't matter if you're a stupid piece of shit.

[Cyrus Fernandez @callmethevirus]

Loren Legarda's TV Ad looks like the intro to a badly scripted porn film. #PresidentialDebate22