mariah

she/her | 30s | let's do it baby i know the law!

[mariah @callofthewind]

husband: well we’re not trained judges so we don’t know what to look for
wife: fuck the judges I have eyes

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

allowing one of the most historic franchises in North American sports to pack up out of Chicago and move to Hammond, Indiana just so Bears ownership can wring out some extra dollars from a new stadium deal should, in an ideal world, make Roger Goodell a national laughingstock

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[Jackie Wong @rockerskating]

Finally official! New partnership:
Marin Honda 本田真凜 / Shoma Uno 宇野昌磨

https://t.co/XuHs4yFYgz

[sunidhi chauhan's lesbian boyfriend @raulapaya]

nathan chen being an olympic gold medalist, yale data science graduate and harvard medical school admit,,, my condolences to his asian cousins

[Skate Japan News @skatejapanews]

Update: Kaori SAKAMOTO has announced her marriage. She met her husband while studying at university, and they registered their marriage on May 5th.

Congratulations ! 🎊

#KaoriSakamoto #坂本花織
https://t.co/FzM6K9iuaP

[mariah @callofthewind]

@lilwujivert yup. which now makes sense, since she seems like the exact sort of idpol liberal that would make excuses for working at a literal BOMB MANUFACTURER.

[mariah @callofthewind]

@lilwujivert I’ve had this bitch blocked for ages. I think she’s also the person who tried to drag Chappell for calling out issues in the last election because she had a maga uncle.

[shishi @twizzlemethis12]

TW: rape, SA. Incredibly brave interview. Cannot imagine how frustrating it must have been to hear about yourself being spoken about the way she has had to. I really hope this interview can bring justice.

[Lori Ward @LoriRWard]

Exclusive: The Survivor in the Nikolaj Sørensen Case is speaking publicly for the first time.
She is revealing her identity and telling her story.
Full interview at https://t.co/vG7ZA8JESn

[benni @quadsalchuwu]

SafeSport needs a full shut down and rebuild. At this point it only exists to protect abusers and predators.

[Haro 🪷 🐱 @harocats]

90% of athletes who compete for Israel were born in and grew up in a totally different country, so the ‘they can’t help where they were born’ argument doesn’t fly here at all. These athletes choose to go out of their way to compete for Israel. They deserve the lashings.

[v🇨🇦 @hudmin13]

alysa liu and hudson having a thigh off

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Alysa Liu has been named as one of the 100 most influential people of 2026 by TIME Magazine.

[😶‍🌫️ @circulartwizzle]

they're 100% doing the miss thailand dance omg

[elle 🦭 @2axelbot]

the ISU hates controversy unless it’s for uhhhh….. rape and abuse. that’s good controversy apparently

[Jules @Jules99b]

Kaori just became the first woman to win 4 World titles since Michelle Kwan, but no no, let’s celebrate the rape apologists. This sport is disgusting

[ISU Figure Skating @ISU_Figure]

Our Kaori era comes to an end. 😭

#FigureSkating #WorldFigure

[oli evil rat king best uquizzer on f1twt @thebestjopper]

I think about this frequently

[mariah @callofthewind]

@Lily628 yeah i’m happy for him! he needed a good competition after the Olys and I’m glad he got one

[mariah @callofthewind]

ilia seems a little tight today, but at least he's standing up on everything so far.