Big Mantis

Grouper sandwich connoisseur. Not a member of the Sunday All-American Chipper Team

[Big Mantis @callsignwizard]

@LacrosseNetwork Buddy got thrown a “sui (soo- e) pass” and got hit. It’s not that weird

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@JoeBiden No it’s not your made up holiday, it’s Easter. The day where He rose, not the day where some he/they played dress up for attention.

[satswassie @satswassie]

Me in 2009 as my parents worried about something called the “housing crisis”

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@okimstillhungry Taking "coolin off in the shade" too far imo

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America lost tonight

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

switching into 3rd gear 💀

[Big Mantis @callsignwizard]

for eel?

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Why the buddy pregnant?

[Barstool Marquette @MarqStool]

UConn loses to Seton Hall
(an unranked team)
Doesn’t move in the rankings

Marquette loses to Providence
(Now ranked)
Drops 4 spots

The AP voters should get coal this year.

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@HotshotGamblaz I’m so sorry

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@GinandTonic6969 The prophet of G&Ts has spoken!

[Championship Connoisseur @UMvsEveryone]

Ryan Day tried to get Harbaugh suspended just to lose to his offensive coordinator 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Big Mantis @callsignwizard]

@TT_CHAMPAGNE_ He can jerk off some more when he’s on the couch New Year’s Day watching his daddy from Up North play whoever lmao

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Three > The

#GoBlue

[Big Mantis @callsignwizard]

Got to hit Bass Pro and buy three (3) new lined flannels and four (4) new musky lures. It’s a good day.

[Big Mantis @callsignwizard]

If Ole Miss loses my sports gambling career is over.

Jk momma ain’t raise a quitter

[Big Mantis @callsignwizard]

Thankful for the burnerverse aka the fun side of twitter aka the degen side of twitter. Thanks @jackncrac for putting me on