Callum Hope〰️

Tweeting for your approval since May '12. An NTU hasbeen. United Meanie.

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

@greeny_ben Thick as treacle

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

@noble_r1 @footballontnt 25% profit? Sound business

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

If you're losing your head after that then I'm guessing you're green behind the ears watching England at tournaments. We are in a advantageous position. Let's see what happens eh...save yourself a heart episode ffs

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

@danjohnson3 @Jaack Honeymoon phase

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

Quick, make another documentary...the Aussies want you to believe they're all really decent blokes again.

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

Are you, aye

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Good luck to @englandcricket in the T20 World Cup final against Pakistan tomorrow.

I’ll be cheering you on, along with every other cricket fan across the UK.

We’re behind you all the way.

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

Where do the similarities start? Barely any of the current squad get near the '06 crop.

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

This is the most fancied England World Cup squad since Sven's ill-fated Golden Generation went to Germany in 2006.

But that's where the similarities with Gareth's likeable bunch end.

From shagging grannies to battering DJs, the class of '06 were a bunch of absolute wrong uns...

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

@greeny_ben @ladbible ✅️

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

Unreal. Mad achievement🙌

[Basford United FC @Basfordutdfc]

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WE'VE DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOS: ✅❌✅❌
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[Basford United FC @Basfordutdfc]

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WE'VE DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOS: ✅❌✅❌
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[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

An example of architecture from every single country in the world, in alphabetical order.

Starting with Afghanistan's Minaret of Jam.

1/196

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

@FootballCliches adjudication panel required...bullet header?

[Basford United FC @Basfordutdfc]

☄️ The big man put us in front with this 𝗕𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗧 header against @leistonfc - his first in amber and black! 😍

Pick that out, @GreggSmith10! 💪

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

Let's make it all about you again Kev, eh. You kev

[Stephen Buchanan @stephenbucomedy]

Craig David workshopping “7 Days” with his producer

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

@FootballRamble Charlie Austin "it's a joke" ditty. Infant Chip Bowl Helmet (patent pending).

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

England will go well in test cricket this summer.

[Swiss Ramble @SwissRamble]

#MUFC have found enough cash to pay shareholders (mainly the Glazers) a £22m dividend, including £11m delayed from 2020/21. Another £11m semi-annual dividend will be paid on 24 June, taking year to £33m. United are the only Premier League club to pay dividends (£155m since 2016).

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

@Buccaneers @TristanWirfs78 #GlazersOut

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

I think they're different sports, Kev.

[Callum Hope〰️ @calluMHope]

We close our eyes, learn our pain.