Callum

Spoken Word and Videography

[Ubisoft UK @Ubisoft_UK]

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[Callum @callum_c_b]

@NVIDIAGeForce #beyondfast

[Callum @callum_c_b]

A class I was running a session with today said that Red Hot Chilli Peppers is old person music. There goes me clinging onto my youth 😭

[noel fielding @noelfielding11]

I usually operate a large crane when my eyes are a bit blurry. x

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

I suppose this is what happens when a bunch of fucking idiots meet an arrogant fucking idiot who tells them he’s a genius.

[Callum @callum_c_b]

You can tell you’re in the middle of a crisis in England when there’s no crumpets in Morrisons

[Callum @callum_c_b]

So excited to escape reality and get lost in this

[Callum @callum_c_b]

I just wrote the date as 2017 instead of 2019. Sums up my week so far

[Callum @callum_c_b]

@BeAtOne_Brum your new street bouncers need some serious improvement. I don’t think you’ll have many customers who appreciate being swore at, and I saw them acting hostile to multiple people this evening. Utter joke

[Callum @callum_c_b]

22 years old and still have to take ID to buy cold and flu medicine

[Callum @callum_c_b]

Exploring a new place is all fun and games till you need a piss and have no idea where to locate a toilet

[Callum @callum_c_b]

@sophoftheyear It’s amazing! I will do. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated ☺️

[Callum @callum_c_b]

Just paid 15 quid for a pint, some soup and risotto. Bristol is too good

[Callum @callum_c_b]

@sophoftheyear I went to The Canteen. Having a weekend of exploring the city 🎉

[Callum @callum_c_b]

When a bar plays LCD Soundsystem followed by Radiohead, you know you’re in the right place

[Callum @callum_c_b]

@wxlve5 I have my moments 💁🏼‍♂️

[Callum @callum_c_b]

@wxlve5 404 not found

[Callum @callum_c_b]

Failing in my dream of being a sloth cause I can’t swim 🤷‍♂️

[Callum @callum_c_b]

Getting a Wagamama pad Thai delivered does miracles for a hangover

[Callum @callum_c_b]

Reddit has seen my future