Callum Handsley

Lincoln City FC season ticket holder🔴⚪️ self employed worker, part time drinker 🍺

[Callum Handsley @callum_handsley]

@liamgallagher Oi, any chance you’ll perform songbird at knebworth next year?

[Redcoat and Kilt. @ScotForUnity]

Look at it with your own eyes. It is planned and organized. Our government are not tackling illegals, they are ferrying them into our communities on coaches under the cover of darkness. It is an entire industry and operation. Everything they say on television and in parliament - is literally a demonstrable & evident lie.

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[brett mcdonagh @bretthud]

Arsenal need to play at 3 o’clock on a Saturday cos fuck me they are absolutely shite to watch

[Damo @da9mo]

Both are fouls so if anyone should be unhappy it’s Brighton fans not Newcastle fans

If you think Munoz wasn’t fouled then you clearly have never kicked a ball in your life

[ædam @_ae19_]

On a beach in Devon watching solar eclipse, 4 young kids playing football, giving themselves player names.

Zidane. Keane. Xavi. Then one of em screams LEE TRUNDLE!!! and pings it off some dad's head about 20 yards away.

Lee fuckin Trundle. Kid looked 10 max.

Football heritage.

[Darren Jones @DarrenRJones]

Hi Andy, I don’t use my BBC subscription, could you help me cancel. While you’re at it, my water provider is providing a partial service, I can’t use my hose, can I get a refund.
Also I haven’t subscribed to picking up illegal migrants in the channel, could I stop funding it. I’d also like to unsubscribe from funding wind and solar farms through compulsory tariffs on my energy bill.
Best of luck.

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

If you receive government assistance you shouldn’t be allowed to vote until you are self sufficient. You don’t get to tell me how to run my house if you don’t pay the bills.

[Jeff Burtle🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇲🇮🇱 @jeffburtle]

These people think everyone works in a cosy air conditioned/ heated office with kitchen facilities and comfy chairs.. workers in the construction industry are a mystery to them..they have no concept of decades of hard work outdoors taking it's toll on tired worn out joints.

[Callum Handsley @callum_handsley]

@clipperken_ Those braces must have cost a fortune to cover that many square metre

[Dr/Ranouch🇪🇬 @Rosanoury2]

كل ما ننزل الفيديو يتمسح هنفضل ننزله 🤣👌

[Callum Handsley @callum_handsley]

@linadreaamy 13kg

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[Callum Handsley @callum_handsley]

@RadioGenoa What the fuck is going on here 😂😂

[Alex Everitt @AlexEveritt91]

Oh zara. You wanna see how some of your mates act around 9 year old girls. I'd sit this one out. You fucking idiot.

[Callum Handsley @callum_handsley]

@tobytarrant and @Pipskin we’re going Wood Lane, fancy coming for a beer with us? Love you guys on radio x, big up the tarrants, love you guys ❤️

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[S @SibiLFC]

And suddenly there's no more opening week goals, no more golden boot runs, no more goals every week, no more Ballon D'OR shouts, Goodbye Salah thank you for changing our lives

[Jermaine Pennant @pennant83]

I do not care what’s going on with injuries….. reigning premier league champions should NOT have the same amount of loses as 2 promoted teams Leeds and Sunderland. Slot has to go that is NOT acceptable, the buck lies with you, and managers have gone for less a lot less.