Cal Curtis

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[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

Same

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

How quickly a fish can swallow a giant hot dog

[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

Too early in the morning for me to be crying like this

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

She’s deaf so she’s not afraid of a firecracker… first time I’m smiling for a deaf dog

[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

@NoContextHumans Apparently back hair doesn’t count as body hair you need to trim 🤢

[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

Did the Eurovision team not realise it looks like she’s violently shit herself

[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

Just added olive oil to tonight’s shopping list. so unfortunately won’t be able to afford my rent this month

[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

Really glad that out of all the billions of planets in the universe, I ended up on the one where i have to go to work at 8am everyday

[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

I’m not crying, you are

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

2.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

How many times would you press a button that gives you $10k but a random person dies each time?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Repost for Big Ben. Like for Digital Dave.

[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

waiting (in)patiently for the Chase & Status and Stormzy song to drop on Spotify

[Cal Curtis @callumcurt]

Getting a kitten sounded like so much fun until 8:30pm hits EVERY SINGLE DAY and he’s flying around the house, sliding across the laminate, growling, breaking things and gets beef with everything. So cute though 🙃

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

I don’t. I shove them in the cupboard and close the doors quickly so it doesn't fall out.