DeludedCallum

I’ll put your nan in a head lock.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Bit late to the party but #FSGOUT

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Decided today to go for sex in reception. Another new experience.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Decided today I would watch porn by reception. Always up for new experiences.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

I love Sadie. She’s my woman. My cat woman to my bat man.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Forgot to say happy new year. I only just woke up from 2020 🍺. Some hangover.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

I haven’t stopped and won’t be stopped. You lot go home for a break I go home to show my family it’s a no virgin mentality.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Going from Steve Mcmanaman to Michael Owen is like getting Corona and Chlamydia in the same day.

#BTsport #LIVAJA

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

It’s Thursday, you know what that means. The weekend is near.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

We party til we die

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Apologise to absolutely nobody.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

International break means I need to get my fitness back up. I heard liverpool need a new centre back. I put that Liverpool kit on for a reason.

#signmeup

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

RETRO GLASSWORKS. Pending... 13/11/20.

#TheKingsAreBack

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

I jota go out tonight. 2 bottles of proper whiskey. Sorry I’m late but I just don’t give a fuck.

#activeagain

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Right who wants a shag? I’m not staying up until 2pm for nothing

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

I’ve lost my head. Gave my hair some dye and just grown overnight. Boris Wodo.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Fabinho turns up everywhere. He can play midfield, centre back but the real question is could he turn up to Glassworks 2020?

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Today I have been nominated as the king of glassworks. I run this city.

#MayorOfLiverpool

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

Last night I managed to drink and drink. And drink. But my spidey senses tell me Wednesday is going to get Fuckin tasty baby.

#liverpoolAjax #Allez #6times #champions

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

I’ve finally taken a night off. I can see my Snapchat with one party. It was tempting but I stayed loyal to myself. How long can I go sober for.

[DeludedCallum @CallumDeluded]

@Glassworks2020 I can’t confirm and can’t deny.