Callum Downing

29 | he/him | Always tired | Usually exasperated at football | Socialist | #BWFC

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

We aren't angry enough about how shit the phone signal is in the UK. I've been up mountains in mainland Europe and still been able to get 4 bars of signal, whereas over here I can be sat in a pub and my phone will think I'm on the fucking moon.

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[Cricket Tragic @CricketTragic5]

My probably controversial opinion is that you should just sit in the seat you are fucking allocated.

I’ve never understood this.

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Nice to see us compete well against Premier League opposition. We’ve played some good football so far, just looks like we need to fill the squad out with some more signings. #bwfc

[Bolton Wanderers @OfficialBWFC]

FULL TIME: Both teams share the spoils in this entertaining pre-season friendly at the Toughsheet Community Stadium as Wanderers move closer to the start of the Championship season.

#bwfc

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

If this ruins his batting numbers Rob Key should be dragged through the streets

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

Joe Root is set to be reappointed as England's Test captain with his second stint in the role potentially to extend through to next summer's home series against Australia.

The 35-year-old, England's leading Test run scorer, will be in charge against Pakistan next month, and is expected to remain in the role for the winter series in South Africa and Bangladesh, the anniversary Test match against Australia at the MCG and, most likely, next summer's Ashes.

📝 @Paul_Newman66

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[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Classless in victory and classless in defeat.

Congratulations to this Argentina team on upholding a proud tradition of shameful thuggery.

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Rigged everything to get to the final just to get dogwalked for 120 minutes

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Hold that L Argentina the Falklands are British

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Viva Espana have that you cheating Argie nonces

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Do your shitty little celebration now you ratty bellend hahahahahaha

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Remember when the host nation banned the Iranian team from staying in the country and deported that ref for being Somalian #FIFAWorldCup

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

The Frye/Takayama of football

[England @England]

What an extraordinary game 😱

Our @FIFAWorldCup campaign ends with a 6-4 win over France 💪

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

And to think I wasn’t gonna bother watching this game

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Imagine the scenes in the pubs if this was the final

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Dictator Mbappe is gonna have France’s whole back line shot at half time

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

I know France clearly give zero shits about this game and are barely trying, but Saka is ripping them apart and we spent most of the tournament watching fucking Madueke

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Fernandez on Olmo 5 minutes into the final

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Reece James should two foot the greasy rat in the knees first thing back at Chelsea training

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

@SamwhereNow It was shit but not the worst queue I’ve ever been in (looking at you shuttle bus queue after Slam Dunk North 2023)

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

Just when I was beginning to believe we could do it. It’s the hope that kills you.

[Callum Downing @callumdowning]

@SamwhereNow Wish I’d spent the whole game in the queue at Slovakia border control instead of just the first half