Callum Fletcher

PhD student at university of Salford. Performance artist focusing on Noise Art and Absurdism. Love and kindness 🌹 (he/him)

[Callum Fletcher @callumfletchlin]

@sammandigee ha ha

[Casual UK @CasualUK_]

2020 was wild

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Breaking news: Ross Geller supports the state of Israel

[A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy]

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes

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@sammandigee I'm literally going to smash the fucking shit out of you. You slug

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@rachaelsampson_ @HuggoShortFilm Up the huggos ✨

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@sammandigee I'm not being funny but it's got a giant fuck off snake down there, surely that's a secret?

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@broozer_ Don't give a fuck about this tweet but I'm pretty fucked right now, how's life bailey? Lotta love to family

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Shag Mary kill? Live laugh or love

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Scored myself a job as vin diesels stunt double on the iron giant 2 woohoo

[nick @Waite_nick]

‘White with the goodness of brown’ 50/50 bread implies the existence of the alternative ‘brown with the nastiness of white’ bread that exclusively sells in rundown Holland & Barretts in your local gentrified town

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Why is there an L in the name Noelle?? Seems counterproductive

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

this is still the funniest shit i’ve seen in my life

[popmaster_rich26 @Richard26Todd66]

As if they’d ever let anyone with a silly haircut be Prime Minister #pointless

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@rachaelleahcar_ Disgusting

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@hollymsloan Thank you very much! 🎉🎉

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Ere I'm not being funny but I got accepted for a PhD today. Gonna be a Doctor, shits fucking wildddddddd

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@Barr_grylls Thank u v v v v much xx

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@Barr_grylls "please someone, he's choking"

*Jazz hands*

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@_Strachan_ Alright he's not gonna shag you?