Papa Burgundy

28. Leeds.

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@GreggsOfficial Should bring back the Ham and Cheese bake, that one was absolutely the best

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@NoContextBrits Cancer.

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@themichaelowen That’s because you’re full of shit the majority of the time

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@laurenofthesea What type of dog you got?

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@btsportfootball Why’s @themichaelowen saying about Mo and VVD joining “us”? He left ‘us’ and fucked off to our opponents tonight and then fucked off to our rivals. He’s not one of us anymore #UCLfinal

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@dog_feelings I love you too.

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@laurenofthesea I was too pissed to be that bothered to be honest 😂 it was a good gig though 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@laurenofthesea Happened to me too. I was trying to pull random books before someone pushed the wall next to me -.-

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@Dominos_UK and you still think it’s acceptable to start charging for delivery? Are you taking the piss?

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@Dominos_UK why have you started charging for delivery? If I’m spending more than £20 on pizza then the least I expect is free delivery, as it’s always been

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@TomBrooksComms 3 doesn’t go into 1

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@Dominos_UK what’s the point of having a pizza with Franks Hot Sauce on it and then delivering it without the Hot Sauce?

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@SamuelWilson615 @dog_feelings Grow up.

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@laurenofthesea You should send them out to your nearest and dearest throughout December

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@laurenofthesea It’s got lots of numbers for people who keep you on hold for way too long and sometimes, if you’re really lucky, you get someone’s business card stapled to it too!
What a time to not want to be alive

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@laurenofthesea Best part is, if you end up in hospital then you get given a lovely pamphlet on your way out

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I love the episodes of Greys Anatomy with @kittyscottclaus in

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@sportbible Joelinton. Hands down

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@SkySportsNews Ronaldo “is an example to every footballer” in the same way that Adam Johnson is an example to every father