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patriot, brexit, carling .

[C @CallumMain]

Just in - photos of darryns dinner this evening

[Dorking Wanderers FC @DorkingWDRS]

CLUB STATEMENT 📍

Following 25 years, 12 promotions, and 1000 matches (in charge) this Saturday, Manager Marc White has taken the decision to retire…

…his lucky coat! 🧥

Win the most successful coat in non-league football (luck guaranteed) 🤩

Simply FOLLOW & RETWEET to enter this draw! 🔁

Winner will be announced at the 1000th fixture vs @WSM_AFCOfficial this Saturday.

1000th game tickets ⬇️
https://t.co/DhQshiagRg

[Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM]

your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Good Morning

[C @CallumMain]

@ReeceChalmersss @funkmasterMMA brother knows wednesday night is chicken night

[C @CallumMain]

@rachpyper @maxafrass damn

[C @CallumMain]

@Bryan__milne @FabrizioRomano fukin disgrace

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Jack becomes a popular member of the England squad, unless you're West Brom-supporting kitman, Pat Frost.

After repeatedly screaming "Fuck the Albion" at Pat, Grealish is pulled aside by Gareth Southgate and asked to tone it down.

[Stuart Hird @Stu_Hird]

@scottythorn21 Did this nearly 5 years ago and was funny for a while but it's haunting me now seeing it in my open bets constantly. Even tweeted sky bet a couple years ago to settle it as a loss just to get rid but they wouldn't!

[Amir Razavi @AmirRazavi19]

Speaking about a previous prison brawl, Bronson said he smothered himself in Lurpak butter and "had the rumble of my life", adding: "I fucking loved it."

[Amir Razavi @AmirRazavi19]

Bronson was given 15 minutes to speak to the panel, but was done after eight.

He said: "First of all, it's no secret I've eaten more porridge than Goldilocks and her Three Bears, and I'm sick of it.

"I've had enough of it and I want to go home."

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

New Everton gaffer Sean Dyche has the voice of a chain-smoking phone operator at a rural minicab firm.

And it turns out his gravelly voice might be down to an unusual party trick.

According to an old teammate, Dyche used to eat worms in training...

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

ok this is my limit

[Puds @havingalaugh]

genuine tears at this, laurel & hardy themselves couldn’t craft a better gag https://t.co/Q4hsfGQLc0

[C @CallumMain]

@Bryan__milne fantastic win happy new year bryan COYC for 2023

[Greg Parody Account @How2Drink]

I’m not usually a “repost from TikTok” guy but hot damn Jesus fuck

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

@ladbible 90% of gambling addicts quit right before they’re about to hit big