Excellent news. Hold them to it: cut off all public services to the village, deny them free access to the NHS, set up complicated import/export rules for them, take their passports, and suspend their use of the Pound. Then let's see how important "small boats" are to them, hey?
So let's jump into the frankly mystifying Manager of the Month award for August......
#cafc the only side to have a 100 per cent record in August.
#cafc won at West Ham United. The only loss the Hammers have suffered since relegation.
Nathan Jones' side collected nine points from a possible nine.
But the award goes to....Swansea's Vitor Matos. The Welsh side did not have a 100 per cent record - seven points from nine.
I'm really not sure how Nathan Jones didn't win the accolade.
Looking back at the winners in April, March, February and January....it was always the boss of the team with the most points collected (Tonda Eckert's Southampton had the joint most in April).
Absolutely no slight intended on Swansea, who look a very tidy and impressive side. Just don't see how you don't give the accolade to the team which won every match - and produced a victory against the team widely tipped as promotion favourites before a ball was kicked.
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We're delighted to announce the signing of New Zealand international Tyler Bindon on a season-long loan from Premier League side Nottingham Forest ✍️
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#cafc working on a deal for Jes Rak-Sakyi. Winger has no future at #cpfc. Nathan Jones has long been a big fan of the player, who previously had a superb loan with the Addicks.
Charlton Athletic are closing in on the signing of Crystal Palace winger Jesurun Rak-Sakyi.
It’s understood the clubs are finalising an agreement on a permanent deal for the 23-year-old.
Rak-Sakyi is believed to be at #CAFC's training ground today to undergo a medical and finalise the paperwork on his contract.
He spent the second half of last season on loan at Stoke City from #CPFC.
(w/@natashaeveritt7 & @chrisreidy1)