Humongous Chungus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Bastard. Jesus didn't die for us to not bother sinning, 27

insta ~ callumorme

[Kathleen Tyson @Kathleen_Tyson_]

Let's not overreact. Tommy left because if he wasn't back in Spain yesterday he risked losing his expat status and be forced to pay UK taxes. He needs 90 days in Spain to re-establish residency (moved there 5 years, 7 months ago with his family). Then in 91 days he'll be back here for his racist rally.

Also, I received a Police letter than I'm on an ISIS target list back in 2016. Zero cases of anyone ever attacked by ISIS in the UK, so not really worth the worry.

Or maybe I have bigger cojones than little Tommy?

[Connor🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @C0n_TwT]

‘I can’t be bought’

My brother in Christ, I watched you scream big chungus and Up the RA into your phone camera for a fiver 😭

[Dan @Dan23_92]

This reminds me of the time he said PSG told him they deserved to go through then Enrique said it was bullshit.

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.

[Elliot Steel @elliotsteelcom]

Should have asked Netanyahu when you had him on your podcast

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

While parliament was debating child protection from criminal rape gangs Farage went to see a rapist who is trying to block the release of a list of people in a criminal child rape gang.

[Humongous Chungus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @callumo98]

@LarryClaret1 @narindertweets why is your profile picture of a Scottish, pro Scot independence actor generated in AI to have a British flag around him?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Won't riot about Water Companies, cost £16bn a year
Won't riot about Banks, steal £82bn a year.
Won't riot about Supermarkets, take £20bn a year, 4x in 3 years.
Won't riot about Energy Companies, stealing £130bn a year.

Will riot about Asylum Seekers, cost less than £3bn a year.

[Bri Abby 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇮🇵🇸🇪🇺☮️♋🐝 @AbsalomBrian]

@BladeoftheS Is that the Palantir that the so-called Labour government wants to sell our details and souls to.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Palantir CEO Alex Karp laughs about profiting from killing Palestinians using AI.

He calls them 'Hamas' 'useful idiots' and 'mostly terrorists'.

But there is only one terrorist here, Palantir are war criminals.

[Martin Williams @martinrw]

🚨 Peter Mandelson has previously denied having "any kind of professional or business relationship" with Jeffrey Epstein.

But we @declassifiedUK found that he asked Epstein to assist with a background check on an Israeli political consultant in 2013 – more than five years after Epstein had pleaded guilty to solicitation of prostitution with a minor.

Peter Mandelson is now the British Ambassador to the US. https://t.co/knLEINPM2Y

[harvey @scfcharvey]

Bafetimbi Gomis on a random afternoon at the Liberty Stadium:

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

The trouble with neoliberalism is eventually you run out of state assets to sell.

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

WAR CRIME!

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is brilliant.

[joe @spinningjoe]

the problem with thatcherism is that you eventually run out of public assets to sell off

[Declassified UK @declassifiedUK]

🇮🇱Israel has been quietly financing UK parliamentary staff, Declassified has found.

This comes after we revealed that one in four British MPs had accepted funding from pro-Israel groups and individuals.
https://t.co/5gI2DqnCZJ

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

“You’ve turned her against me cuh”