callumpatters0n

The master has failed more times then the biginner has even tried

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Just love dogs

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Or what time do ya call this

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Being British is going into work 5 minutes late and the person you’re working with goes ‘afternooooon’

[Dylan @Dgt1872]

Had a shocker🤦🏼‍♂️

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

@thedreammaker24 @faymcinnes [email protected] 👍🏻👍🏻

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

@ReEeEeCeEe_ @paajj And don’t even get me started on price of petrol, it’s literally like 60p a litre in some places

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

@paajj @ReEeEeCeEe_ Mate dominoes in oz is £2.50 for a medium pizza 😮😮 England is deffo a rip off

[Shelley @shelleyscottxx]

22/09 can't come quick enough now to finally see @anthonyfjoshua 🤩🥊

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Mate hangovers in the heat is fucking vile

[char @charleigholivia]

I’m sorry but elephant rides are disgusting and if you entertain it or even worse, pay for it, you’re just as bad as the scum beating them so much that they will forever be scared of humans!!! No animal should be for your own personal entertainment

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Thought this episode of power was a little over rated

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

@OwynnPA Exactly mate, fuck mr Ryan and his shit maths

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Biggest lie I was told as a kid is ‘you’ll regret messing around in school’

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Advice to anyone going travelling, everything gets ruined or lost 😂

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Anyone else ever narrated there own life in there head?

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Bare funny when someone underestimate you because you take drugs

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Nobody else think that uni students are just educated idiots????

[Head to Head @TheHeadtoHead]

RT for Kanté🇫🇷
LIKE for Busquets🇪🇸

[callumpatters0n @callumpatters0n]

Mate the days I wasted playing minecraft, wouldn’t change a thing