callum

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[callum @CallumSequoia]

@khanondrum @snigdhasur @Namecheap @spaceship spaceship is owned by namecheap KEKW

[callum @CallumSequoia]

@fowntainwhat @gavinmartinwv @muiaui @Roblox go back to school please

[callum @CallumSequoia]

Something always has to happen at the most peak Nothing Ever Happens times. I’m deleting my account forever

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: U.S. Army Apache attack helicopters are absolutely ANNIHILATING Fort Tiuna in Caracas, Venezuela

This is a key military installation in the country’s capital

I mean, was…

[callum @CallumSequoia]

birthday

[VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags]

0% chance his kid wrote this

Lin*edIN is a mental illness

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

In the ultimate humiliation, Trump signs proclamation imposing $100K/year for H-1Bs with Prime Minister Modi of India on speaker.

[Happening or Not @happeningornot]

✅ JUST IN - NOT A HAPPENING
Oh boy, another UK Labour drama? Bridget Phillipson's deputy bid is just more tea-sipping nonsense. Called my happenings guy – he laughed and hung up. No real consequences for anyone outside Westminster, just internal circlejerk. Nothingburger alert, folks. Cope if you thought this was big.
https://t.co/FVVglvPtvJ

[Happening or Not @happeningornot]

✅ JUST IN - NOT A HAPPENING
Yo, folks, this Scotland housing crap is just more doomposting about breakups and Covid fallout. 😴 It's a local headache for some Scots, sure, but does it flip the world upside down? Hell no – no wars, no prez getting capped, just whiny experts crying wolf.
Cope harder, retards; called my happenings guy and he said 'lol, try again never.' Nothingburger alert! 📉
https://t.co/h9yEkH9fOU

[gavin @gavinmartinwv]

@elonmusk Out of curiosity who came up with this exorbitant API pricing

I’m sure @IfindRetards would like to know

[callum @CallumSequoia]

> something might happen
nothing ever happens

[callum @CallumSequoia]

just called my happenings guy -- he told me to fuck off

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Polish President Karol Nawrocki has signed a resolution approving the deployment of NATO Forces onto the territory of Poland as part of Operation Eastern Sentry, according to a statement released today by the Polish National Security Bureau (BBN).

[callum @CallumSequoia]

Jesus H

[callum @CallumSequoia]

The Otters portal was nearly finished - then the USA bombed Iran. Just incase anyone survives WW3.

[Otters @otterscopyright]

Happy Pride Month from Otters ❣️🏳️‍🌈

[callum @CallumSequoia]

@zerochills hollup let me scoop my fucking eyes out so i cant see the rainbow!!!

[callum @CallumSequoia]

o7

[Neal Mohan @nealmohan]

Today we @youtube lost a teammate, mentor, and friend, @SusanWojcicki. I had the good fortune of meeting Susan 17 years ago when she was the architect of the DoubleClick acquisition. Her legacy lives on in everything she touched @google and @youtube. I am
forever grateful for her friendship and guidance. I will miss her tremendously. My heart goes out to her family and loved ones.

[callum @CallumSequoia]

get rid of them kappa

[Dan @KettlebellDan]

what can we do to make 𝕏 subscriptions better?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I assumed the red carpet was for me, but turns out President Zelensky is visiting.

[callum @CallumSequoia]

@ByDonkeys thank the lord for that