Callum Taylor

Manchester.

[Thomas 🦇 @allmoshnopit]

Struggling to feel patriotic yet? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Here’s Eric Dier sprinting 30 yards to flatten Ramos

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

Manchester United 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 managed to finish above Manchester City when Pep Guardiola was in charge. 😮‍💨

Noisy Neighbours. 😅🩵

[Chompy @lukestanley03]

They said he’d struggle in English football.

He won the league with 100 points.

They said he couldn’t win it back to back.

He won the Domestic Quadruple.

They said he’d never win the European Cup, he’d never win 3 leagues in a row and he’d definitely never win the Treble.

He did all three in one season.

He then did the unthinkable and won 4 leagues in a row.

The greatest manager of all time.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

if your baby is ugly im not hiding my cigarette around it

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

If you’re complaining about kicks to the head, a reminder, in most countries he’d be dead with bullet holes all over him.

I’d prefer that outcome tbh.

[TEMP @TEMPMCR]

We live in a society where people will cry about what the police have done here. What a fucking shit show of a country we are becoming. He’s just stabbed 2 people he should be getting slept with leather to the temple

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Here is a better angle for you. https://t.co/AWKuWZQoXs

[Rob @bIurt99]

Green Party have responded by giving migrants free Ear Defenders

[' @Mci_tony_]

Kyle walker” sold his soul to make this save ..😶‍🌫️

[Matthew Marsden @matthewdmarsden]

Next week he is going to Germany to negotiate the end of World War Two.

[David @ImDavidJ13]

As a man I fucking can’t stand the misogyny men show towards women’s football fucking pisses me right off

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Police sniffed out more drugs at #ManCity’s Etihad Stadium than any other ground last year with 60 stops, well clear of 2nd place Manchester United (38), according to a study of data from England and Wales police forces.

[via @SunSport]

[Jack @j4ppleby]

What a difference a headline makes.

[Ziggy @oasismaxxer]

Due to inflation it is now Cigarettes or Alcohol by Oasis

[Luther @lvfloss]

me tink me gwaan cut off mi cocky

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: The Ghost of Tehran has shot down another American aircraft in Iran 🇮🇷

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

If only he had watched Adolescence

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

France has cancelled New Year’s Eve celebrations.

Germany has cancelled New Year’s Eve celebrations.

Australia has cancelled New Year’s Eve celebrations.

All at the hands of Islamism.

We don’t need to live like this.