Callum Taylor

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@MadeleineMain seriously haha say thank you 😂

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@KMoo97 your welcome ;)

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@SoccerAM Can you wish my brother Guy Taylor a happy 14th birthday, he's a massive fan and has the same birthday as Heskey :D thank you!

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

That moment a year 7 screams fuck off shag your nan

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@Jay_Clark_ gay

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@fucktyler when are you coming to UK we're all waiting!!

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@fucktyler DESTROY ALL JELLYFISH. TYLERS RIGHT

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

I'm fucking sick of cunts trying to control my life and what I do fuck you.

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@fucktyler you speak my mind in the most awesomest way possible

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

You know your bored when you watch road wars.

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

Women say men can't multi task but we can, we can fuck up 6 different things all at once. Talent ;).

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

Need to get my national insurance number sorted

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@sophiaa_freeman thank you ;)

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

The awkward moment when your friend finds your mums dildo. The even awkwarder moment when he slaps you with it.

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@Godfrey7Pain night ;)

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

I have now got to the point where I don't care what any of you think. Good night and fuck you

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

@alexkategoodwin are you finally finished now with the tweets about @jtimberlake please tell me you are

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

We all have those songs that scream fuck you arse holes I'm jamming :D

[Callum Taylor @callumtaylor357]

Lying in bed remembering all the coursework I forgot to do. Oops. #prayingforamiracle