Reasons I think Joe Root should be the next prime minister:
1. Heโs the greatest person in Britain
2. Heโs good in a crisis
3. Heโs the greatest person in the world
4. Heโs good against spin so can fight propaganda
5. Heโs the greatest person of all time
6. I love him
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Weโre delighted to announce the signing of Fairford Town Player of the Year, Adam Corcoran. The experienced defender came through the Cirencester Town Academy with Steve Lowndes and weโre excited to have him back in red & black!
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We are delighted to announce that Pedro Porro has signed a new, long-term contract with the Club โ๏ธ
Congratulations, Pedro ๐ค
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Happy 11-day anniversary to all those that celebrate ๐ฅณ
11 Days of Joy ๐ฅณ
11 Days of Arsenal fans Misery ๐ข
11 Days of Bliss ๐คฉ
What a time to be alive ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
Dear Gabriel,
You canโt imagine how much joy and happiness youโve brought to millions of people around the world.
On behalf of Football Twitter, thank you for this legendary moment. We will never forget it โค๏ธ
Gabriel Magalhaes
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๐ 51 Appearances
โ 0 from 1 on Penalties
โ 0 Legitimate Premier League titles โณ๏ธ
โ Bottled the UCL
โ Bottled the FA Cup
โ Bottled the EFL Cup
๐ฅ Red Card Repellent
๐ผ Bottled his Champions League Penalty
Flop of the season contender ๐ค
When Aguero scored to make it 4-3 to City on aggregate in the UCL Quarter Final we all thought it was over
Thankyou Fernando Llorente
Thankyou VAR
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