The Archbishop of Banter-bury

[Courier Journal @courierjournal]

Opinion: It's called the Kentucky State Fair. Allowing out of state winners is a travesty. https://t.co/X0RTwG7Q90

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

London.

[The Archbishop of Banter-bury @callumweimer]

Every exit’s a fire exit if you fire exits

[The Archbishop of Banter-bury @callumweimer]

How can lechuga be a spanish word when it’s the sound French trains make

[Adam Paluka @APaluka]

Ten years ago I found the best classified ad I had ever seen in Oklahoma City. This lives rent free in my head.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

ice cold creeping sensation along my spine when i realized she was going to start rapping

[SMOOTH MELANIN @smoothmelanin]

😭 why

[S @dollarbillbluez]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[Grace Long @gdiddlydog]

what every british train announcement sounds like

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/L3U6zXVLWs

[jerry @jerrrrrrryyyyy]

i remember one time in high school speech and debate my opponent ran a 'vaccines cause autism' case and i didn't know how to debunk it so i ran 'autism is good' and won the round

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

i guess i just have to be ok with this…

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Yesterday my son turned 6 years old. In the morning he flexed and told me his muscles were bigger and that his voice was different. "I am probably a man now." So I gave him a sip of my coffee and he said "that's the stuff." Confirmed grown up.