Cally Johnsen

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

@noraborealis Four days paid leave. Option to take additional PTO, additional unpaid time at discretion of manager.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Neat how we ban plastic straws before assault rifles.

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

This is so so fucked up. https://t.co/ChpTaunInO

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Donald Trump’s campaign manager IS IN JAIL.

5 members of his campaign have PLEAD GUILTY to charges brought by the Mueller probe.

And the media is acting like it’s perfectly normal that this obviously guilty man is going to NAME HIS OWN JUDGE.

WAKE THE FUCK UP.

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

I could not dream up a more cliche villain. Or a cheaper one. https://t.co/hz42Zlo5vH

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

@noraborealis I do this on my commute home just looking at the seas of cars.

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

Unfortunately the premise of hypocrisy requires the guilty party give a shit about being hypocritical. https://t.co/QXNGcCNDgg

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

Who the fuck is babysitting this shit? https://t.co/VO0JuSgAmq

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

Trump wants to meet with Putin alone, with no other aides present on either side, in Helsinki this month. That means no note-takers, witnesses, or official record. https://t.co/nUepSFAUNP

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

I was like “there’s no way he used pore correctly” and sure enough I find it’s a redo. Killin me. https://t.co/lVXBhsAC6t

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pore over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

Considers judiciary activities as a game to be “won,” not people who are actually affected. Fuck you. https://t.co/q57QeXGsGH

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A big week, especially with our numerous victories in the Supreme Court. Heading back to the White House now. Focus will be on the selection of a new Supreme Court Justice. Exciting times for our country. Economy may be stronger than it has ever been!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Some folks are saying I won for “demographic” reasons.

1st of all, that’s false. We won w/voters of all kinds.

2nd, here’s my 1st pair of campaign shoes. I knocked doors until rainwater came through my soles.

Respect the hustle. We won bc we out-worked the competition. Period.

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

Lol doesn’t care to check out who replaced him. https://t.co/AyO6kMJSP1

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Thank you, @JoeCrowleyNY, for your support and longstanding service to our community.

I look forward to working towards a takeback of the House on a strong platform of economic, social, and racial justice for working class New Yorkers & Americans.

Let’s do this. https://t.co/bhYclAXjiA

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

#MPRraccoon has me chuckling with the memory and I’m so sad I can’t find it anywhere @evilmallelis https://t.co/lAJDEZRgRT

[The Toast @TheToast_1]

Everything That's Wrong Of Raccoons | https://t.co/jAq0fQDqPV

[Katie Gunaratne @KatieBee831]

I heard he'll jump unless 300 more people pledge monthly contributions in the next two hours #mprraccoon

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

Twitter trying to solve the #mprraccoon is the hope I needed to see in the world.

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

@timnelson_mpr doing gods work on the front line. https://t.co/Y3M0LuOqZS

[Tim Nelson @timnelson_mpr]

Looks like the #mprraccoon is settling in for the night. I'll be on duty and will be updating during the night and in the morning, although it may be hard to tell in the dark.

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

Omg this is bonkers. one fucking intern would have told you this is nuts. https://t.co/qQ5ju3n2NM

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Watch the "movie trailer" Trump showed Kim Jong Un about North Korea’s possible future https://t.co/Wx6VNT3Dcw

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

Your thirties are basically your twenties but with a small packet of roasted unsalted almonds in your pocket or purse in case you get hungry