callan

former international baby model

[callan @callybb_]

The last time that I went to Applebees I got pregnant

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My parents sold our childhood home and that has me feeling some kind of way.

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A group of guys yelled “hipster” out of the car window and that really bummed me out 😞

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@_vaultofheaven Oh yeah. I was one of them

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@_vaultofheaven This is giving me the worst tardtingles

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@MADISN777 Oh I’m talking second grade babyyyyy

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My first AIM screen name was andydickchickxo . Why didn’t anyone stop me?

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Okay things are getting out of hand. There’s no reason why 3 bagels and 2 smoothies should cost $60. SMH

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Remember when we were all 15 and running “whore trains” on MySpace?

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@brendan905 Lol @ me scheduling all of my checkups for when I’m in Brazil on vacation

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@brendan905 Absolutely not

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@_vaultofheaven Oh it’s backkkk

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@supcindy Girl, i never stopped 😂

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@renttiktk Idk what this means but I’m so happy to see your profile pic lolol

[callan @callybb_]

Is anyone on this thing capable of CAD rendering? I need help on a last minute project!!

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@brendan905 We took mushrooms, went randonauting, and set our intention to “take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty” and IT TOOK US THERE.

[꩜ @_vaultofheaven]

The great NYC adderall shortage of 2022

[callan @callybb_]

Some dude called the tat shop today asking if Craig and I are dating? Like what in the world is that about?

[callan @callybb_]

I sold my car today so obviously that means I need to buy AirPod Max to tolerate public transportation.