cal ⚡️

washed up college alum

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Cilantro is delicious and the soap people are just addicted to drama

[trash jones @jzux]

i hate pants season. how am i supposed to see men’s thigh tattoos now

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

I KNOW … so stylish … BUT the message is hot ..REGISTER

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[maya ʚɞ @usersmyya]

first they'll give you butterflies then mental trauma

[trish @ultragloss]

she’s a 10 but she cries on her birthday every single year

[cal? @cal_gif]

you either dated people in middle school or you’re funny now

[Miles @reganmyers_]

Not Elon charging companies to be on twitter by 2028
https://t.co/xCrHAZqhPR via @imgflip

[#1 daemyra stan @horrificsena]

Me thinking ash was gonna live, Cassie would get redeemed and fez would somehow make the end of Lexi’s play #Euphoria #EuphoriaFinale

[etica @ijustBbeing]

(very manipulatively) when's your birthday

[🍋‍🟩 @broodybrunette]

hot girls were obsessed with maddi bragg and amanda steele in 2013

[sb @sayabhullar]

mourning kourtney and scott’s relationship. don’t txt.

[prance @bocxtop]

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

October… the Thursday of the year. Slutty but intellectual

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

being drunk is so crazy bc it’s like… you mean i can be dumber than i already am??

[Kodak Snack 🍬 @notdaniii]

And just like that…we don’t have to worry about polio anymore

[liv @liv_cowherd]

good morning do any billionaires have a current urge to save humanity now? or still no?

[Mutheleo @Muhasaaa]

Looking cute in the passenger seat while giving wrong directions >>>