Cal Ripken

Chicago — Bears, Cubs, Bulls, Blackhawks. Go Irish. Feminist. Have benched 225. All time leader in consecutive games played, 2,632.

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

Cock beer was slightly fizzy. Will reconsider technique. Back soon with conclusions.

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

Buddy discovered the cock beer #expand #bullpen

[Coog @Coleybama]

God damn.

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

I cant be the only guy whos mother refuses to talk to him without dangerously spiking his cortisol by talking about only stressful things that are impending

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

Crazy that Thomas Brown is sort of ball knowledge

[DJ @djstweets]

Being an NFL fan is complicated

[quinn @lunamothl3sbian]

finally, real sports journalism

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

Courtland Sutton is a winning football player. Would love to have that guy in my fantasy team @Reggieondabeat6 @MarcusJoiner89 @donharbaugh

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

@nevilledabeast Shut up faggot

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

I fucking hate Nick Jonas’ face

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

I’m very excited to announce that I pulled off an entire exit row to myself and have built the quintuplet box thanks to the beautiful invention of Starlink

[Jamie @ivegotwoodagain]

Oldest kids 16th. Out for steak with the ex wife (mother) and the current wife. What a night

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

Bear bachmeier

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

My favorite type of player is the QB who is just randomly freak athlete who plays for shits and gigs and ends up at a big program just to be ass. Like he was never meant to light the world on fire, he just plays cuz he happens to be good. And if that guy ever figures it out 🔥🔥

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

If inflation weren’t real youd be able to trade Bryce Underwood for Louisiana and every state to Montana, straight up.

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

What is my problem? Worse than Hitler. #seccouple #imabitch #limpdickpussy

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Lindsay Clancy into Cornell 7 straight into national boyfriend day is like the 9/11 for looking at instagram stories

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

People turning the corner of Deshaun Watson gives me hope for the boys at Cornell. Just need Winston to change the math world forever or something.

[Cal Ripken @callyrippin]

@Willhawkx111 Love it when the fellas post their 20 dollar cash outs and expand Deshaun Watson😂😂 #communitycollege #wilburwright

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Everyone on my flight is currently watching the Mike Tomlin Minecraft stream