Calum

Love,laugh and enjoy

[Calum @Calmac277]

Thanks Twitter. Time to leave. Laugh, love, enjoy and always remember life is one great adventure. Take care all. 🙏

[Philip Mould @philipmould]

1st opportunity to test your eye. A major lost John Constable or a canny faker? #Fakeorfortune series 6 starts tomorrow @ 7.05 pm @bbcarts

[Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant]

Remember when we were worried Sarah Palin wasn't fit to be Vice President? Halcyon days.

[Calum @Calmac277]

@BBCSport Listening to Cram and Foster on Mo Farrah tonight it's so bias. Another great champion beaten fair & square. No blocking...

[✏️ 𝕃𝕌𝕂𝔼 @MrLukeJohnston]

I'll just leave this here. Enjoy.

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

The Earth is 93 Million miles from the Sun......
What a fucking difference a couple of thousand miles makes!

[Marco @n3ur0m4nt3]

If only me and my cat had that same friendship....

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Brexiters 2016: Brexit will ensure paradise for all Brits
Brexiters 2017: Eat your chlorine chicken and shut the fuck up

[Robert Jones @jonesier]

The paper on the left is owned by the bloke described on the right by Private Eye

[⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ @amyohconnor]

Sophie Ellis-Bextor was only 22 when she released Murder on the Dancefloor https://t.co/CrroJ2AhTH

[Michael Crick @MichaelLCrick]

I never understand why British journalists spend much more time on backgrounds of US Supreme Court judges than our own Supreme Court judges https://t.co/kixIZpVxBI

[Calum @Calmac277]

@alanbeattie @IanDunt Well said. Transparency should be across the board and not selective organisations.

[Calum @Calmac277]

@Sonjamclaughlan @LeeMcKenzieTV @LiamMalone93 @C4Paralympics Ladies... You really should have phoned one another 😁

[Calum @Calmac277]

@VictoriaEMorgan Great call. Let's hope connections go for it.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

My lawyer friend is not impressed with the explanation notes for the repeal bill

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

'Truly unique' mother lioness nurses leopard cub in Tanzania https://t.co/xhDQHHW0gr

[The Secret @thesecret]

A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes.
- Mahatma Gandhi

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Euratom position paper: "The UK is keen to discuss this as quickly as possible". Translation: Fucking hell lads, we fucked this right up.

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

Lowest unemployment since the 1970's and a record number of Zero Hour contract jobs. Purely coincidental, of course. #PMQs