Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw

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The most perfect pair of words is actually ''too bad.''

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

I'm really going to start trying to talk to the libs in their own language, so to all you blue maga out there I offer your traditional greeting:

"grift grift tankie grift trump grift coconut."

I hope I didn't butcher the pronunciation too bad.

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@smallchud @PlayGPP well that sounds like something the dumbest person in the room says

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@grangertattoos I busted my lip too! only 3 stitches though so not terrible. sorry we're busted lip buddies.

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@rosemaryjane_0 @facetedcarapace it's the lead poisoning

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@MandyFrizzle I mean have you SEEN what women look like naked? everyone should be looking, it's crazy if you aren't

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@MandyFrizzle they don't deserve you

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@MandyFrizzle either graveyard or church parking lot

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@rosemaryjane_0

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@MandyFrizzle we've never interacted in a non-parasocial way, so this might not mean anything but I've never thought you seemed scary

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@MandyFrizzle honestly I'm going to hide them no matter what. goobers taste sweeter when smuggled.

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@EndWokeness It sounds really bad when you lie about it

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@l0rdofmisrule Do you smell beans on burnt toast?

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@l0rdofmisrule Well i hope young Enzime Banjohands Analfisting Jr. can get past it.

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@BenjaminPDixon @ARTHURdented Oh wow I guess Spike Lee just made all those movies for fun.

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@Pinko69420 Imagine being so unaware of how much a part of the problem you are

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@SandyFrizzle You have a very good smile

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@Mateotime29 @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Oh i get it, you're 12

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@Mateotime29 @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Wow, sick burn.

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@Mateotime29 @villanareittv @MissGinaDarling Lol you aren't worth a drop off my ball sweat, don't worry

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@megalodon4207 Just remember the petals are toxic, but the leaves are the antidote

[Fartz McClintock, Attorney at Slaw @calmborders]

@bustelo4babies Small price to pay to be sexy Latina #3