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And then it just becomes an industry of....cool◇Lester Bangs

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I broke up with my toxic boyfriend.....best decision I've ever done since I started knowing waxing your eyebrows makes you look amazing

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@NewHopeReece What's the @ dude

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Dang some fandoms are more salty than McDonald's fries I tell ya

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@puackity4k Its was Lady Gaga but I thrifted a t-shirt if that doesn't count...Christmas of 2015 i got 5sos merch which was great

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I can't believe its already been that long! I started as a 5sos and the tide stan and now I'm barely on here!!

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I remember when I first joined Twitter and thought 40 likes was a lot.....compared to now...yeah it was a lot huh 🤣

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@BEMYSELFIZZY Last week I had a bad attack and counting up to 12345 then 54321 out loud but slowly was helping a lot!! It took several times but it helped me calm down since I focused on doing it

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The fact I told my bf that and then I got my hopes up all day streaming....then when they did went live and all was grand...bullcrap happens. Will this fandom ever learn?

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When my boyfriend asked me about tommorow if I wanted to go with him on a road trip I deadass told him I had plans.
My plans: streaming JATP so it can get on Netflix top 10

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@kashmirpreston I agree. But he's gotta be the third cousin of something

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@LovelyLikeLaura Honestly I might have been the last person on earth to know what its about 😭😭😭 I was so transfixed on Harry being....Harry, to even pay attention.

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@ashduranza I knew you reminded me of someone!! Jesus I couldn't put my finger on it....I see it! You both are beautiful!

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hi!! i was @pukelatterson but my accounts been s worded :(( pls rt to help me find my moots!!

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Congrats to halsey....thats all I gotta say I love her

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I'm begging for all that is holy.....why did Charlie use a paper clip as an earring....giving me a heartattack pssfftt

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@ashduranza Since we're alone is a good song to dance to with someone 😓

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Charlie can stop being attractive now...like we get it...yawn

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@lukesholland Its a closed door and you gotta bust it open

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Its not easy being cheesy but if I could choose which kind provolone is superior

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Its the fact I read a chapter to my charl!e fanfic to my mom and she knows how I spent a year planning this book. The tears welled up just how I imagined. Get you a mom that cries when you do your accomplishments