colby 🐺

super good at following directions. (he/him, 716 🤙🏻)

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

concept: keeping a ground-up marijuana ball inside my lip like chewing tobacco, just suckin the thc out all day. I then spit into the m*nster energy drink can I am carrying around. I am both chill and amped at the same time.

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@Brickbuilder734 @BeigeFrequency he’s not gonna sleep with you, y’know

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@lidolmix Oh come on 😂 She’s probably about 28 and her friends told her she could pass for 18. I’ve been saying this for years and its nice to see other people say it

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@ZamboSmash i guffawed

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

heyo! please help! my ceiling collapsed on me and my landlord is still demanding full rent. I’ve had to replace many things & I would greatly appreciate any financial help or a BOOST! please I have 4 cats & i’m NB if that matters #help #boost $calmdowncolb v: calmdowncolby

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

heyo! please help! my ceiling collapsed on me and my landlord is still demanding full rent. I’ve had to replace many things & I would greatly appreciate any financial help or a BOOST! please I have 4 cats & i’m NB if that matters #help #boost $calmdowncolb v: calmdowncolby

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@GoodPostReilly this is so far; I feel the same way about Henry Rollins

[Andre 3004 @Blackkout__]

I do not care if someone is in America legally or illegally. It does not concern me and I wish them the best of luck.

Matter of fact, I’m happy they’re here.

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@clemenspoint he just like me fr

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@boohoo_boone wow your mind is brilliant… In my head LHA has long hair and only wears black and HHA is cleaner shaved with a fade.

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@clemenspoint one of my favorite arthur lines is “i kinda liked him! 😡 “

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@glorifiedturk this what i’ve been trying to put into words 😆

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Onlyfans? Sorry I'm Only a Fan of my wife!

[zach @zachbreechen]

i just tried to fast forward on paramount plus and it told me to kill myself

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

im a 9/11 last responder, i just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@emirrart that’s exactly what he’d say, too! 💜

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@marthurss my favorite is when he says “SHUUUREE… tuberculosis. I’ll be dead soon” and I’ve definitely walked around saying that to my cats

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@aeonwlw this is just chapter 5 + 6 summarized

[colby 🐺 @calmdowncold]

@marsmorgfc Trevor would quickly discover that Micah is a rapist and Mr Bell wouldnt last long after that!

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent)