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he/him

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If you’ve ever been curious what it’s like to to live with me

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@sleepy_joey I wonder whom you got this from

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The sun and the moon, btw #TheWhiteLotus

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notice how nobody stuns

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Amy Schumer and husband Chris Fischer at the #SNL50 Anniversary special.

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

Global depression indicator

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@MrJose_Martinez Some world issues aren’t meant to be fixed 😢

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

Lower the flags to half mast

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Dick Cheney is that you???

[Gypsy on Broadway @gypsybway]

Some sweet news about Herbie coming tomorrow. 🍬

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I blame DC gays for this

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All this teasing for a huge special guest and you mark my fucking words it’s going to be something Kermit the frog

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS There is a scheduled gap in tonight's DNC schedule that the special guest is only known by a handful of people. 🚨

[Roo ☁️ @mspiggyhairgif]

Gail weathers in scream 3

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@mmichellelo Chooo choooo all aboard for the It ends with us hate train!!!!

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

This is so Housewives-coded.

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Then do it girl jfc

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

SZA praises Chappell Roan in new post:

“She makes me wanna keep making new music n art forever”

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Mmmmmm show me what that menu do

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round of applause for the internet, who is currently on day 4 of it’s streak for being the funniest it has ever been

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Oh……. Oh my god

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

CNN talks about Kamala Harris and her ‘brat’ themed campaign.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Never deleting this app

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Bye Sister 2.0

[Sterling G. Hardaway @SterHardaway]

🚨: Joe Biden has unfollowed George Clooney @PopCrave

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Just had a brief but very illuminating conversation with President Biden, whom I support fully. He told me as a kid in Scranton he used to… here’s the deal: you take an old tire and fill it with soup - listen. Ten, twenty people in one car. You better believe it. Pepperidge farm