patrick

fiction writer & friend to whatever goes bump in the night. mfa @columbiasoa. he, him

[patrick @calmdownpat]

How Bad Do U Want Me would have absolutely killed on Glee

[patrick @calmdownpat]

this tweet is giving lots of things—smug superiority and tech-pilled brainrot abound!—but “the love of the game” is not among them.

thank god you’re the ideas guy!

[jasmine sun @jasminewsun]

anyway I expected LLMs to surpass humans in writing soon, but still strange to see it happening. maybe this is how SWEs felt with sonnet! (also surprised DeepSeek is getting there first)

thank god I'm ok with being the ideas guy + write for the love of the game

[patrick @calmdownpat]

Alien Romulus (2024)

[patrick @calmdownpat]

My vote in the upcoming presidential election will be decided solely on whether or not Kamala receives five booms from the costco cookie family

[patrick @calmdownpat]

it was touch and go at times, but my son survived one week of cone. he’d like to thank god and his banky. please clap

[patrick @calmdownpat]

Hi all, just reaching out to introduce my son Wally. Wally is very normal and doing very well

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@jinwoochong @dani_bukie @jesseshu !!!!!!!!!!!! losing my mind rn. congratulations, you absolute king

[patrick @calmdownpat]

@jinwoochong @melvillehouse @dani_bukie ‘Congratulations’ doesn’t even begin to cover it!! Happy pub day, Jinwoo! 💫

[patrick @calmdownpat]

can someone load me into a slingshot and fire me directly to the west coast so i can see this? pls?

[E. Alex Jung (probably) @e_alexjung]

octavia e. butler's last gift to her readers was donating her papers to the huntington library. i spent weeks getting lost in the archive and talking to her friends and editors about how she created her universes and herself: https://t.co/mANy44zCMr

[patrick @calmdownpat]

@potatis_bb @PaulTassi @Forbes #a#

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@dominicsjr will do anything for lockjaw 🥺

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@MKNyland thoughts on the big slippery slimer in the lake at Moria?

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@jinwoochong @Salamander_Mag @elliotackerman emitting record levels of joy at this news. congratulations!!!

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@jeffvandermeer @mcdbooks the thorax always slips right outta my beak. but I *have* been working on my delicate little hops, so at least that's something.

[patrick @calmdownpat]

@mcdbooks @jeffvandermeer phew, glad I didn't apply during the same year as this absolute sweetie!! wouldn't have stood a chance.

[patrick @calmdownpat]

@MKNyland absolutely, just pls sign a waiver first relieving us of any/all legal responsibility for him biting through to your bones tysm

[patrick @calmdownpat]

first puppy bath is complete. a beautiful and chaotic experience for all involved.

enjoy these images of our very normal, totally fine, and relatively clean baby boy

[patrick @calmdownpat]

free him

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@jemmawei @jinwoochong it’s a “my connection’s unstable so i’ve gotta keep my camera off 😕😕😕😕” kinda day

[patrick @calmdownpat]

@jemmawei @jinwoochong nov 4 is a NO DITHERING zone. we have had enough dithering.