John Baker

Yeah that’s me dappin up a beluga whale chill as fuck like I don’t know nobody. That’s a hard flex lil bish. What are you gonna do about it?

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If this is you, please DM immediately.

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@EmmaJamesTweet Yaaaaay!!! 🙌😅🤷‍♂️ Welcome back!

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#Bard #BardCollege #VassarCantGetWithThis #IvyLeagueSwagOnAHundred #IWentToBard

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@Brian_Pate_Art This goes hard bruh

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@da0xlab It’s going amazing, my friend. I’m in a new market these days, but still love and support all the homie. Glad to see you’re still doing your thang!

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@HoshiPeachArt Is that a pregnant nun? 🤣

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@NFT_GOD No need to be sorry. Players gonna play and dorks are gonna dork. We ain’t mad at you. Can’t be mad at us. Trust me. Never is a cool guy saying, “oh, you know those stay at home sober dorks. What a trash lifestyle.” It doesn’t happen. We are too busy enjoying our life to care.

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@sacalenguaz @alyssastevens_ “Excuse me, was you sayin somethin? Uh uh, you can’t tell me nothin.”

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@sunnydayzsoon Hahah That’s funny. Fucked up, but funny. You really need to choose better friends. 😉

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These days I just ask people straight up, before I waste their time and my time:

Are you into making money?

You’d be surprised how many people say no. 🤣🤷‍♂️🙏

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@NFT_GOD There’s a sucker born every minute. You can’t be mad at someone for getting money.

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@nftsiti Cool nose.

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I always keep my eyes to the sky and my nose to the grindstone.

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@islarose That’s actually kinda boss. 🫡

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@alyssastevens_ As I am moved by the divine mind, so I speak. I am a mystical doctor and metaphysician. I am a golden link in the chain of every man’s good. My patients pay $100 an hour for that kind of brutal honesty. It’s very rare these days. I know you didn’t ask. But you are welcome. ⚜️

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@GingerJaede @m00m_w0rld Looks like I came back just in the nick of time. 😉🕊️ Can you get me in on this?

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@OnlyBandzNFT Damn! Legs lookin good bro!

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@GingerJaede Jaede!!! 🕺🏼🤗 I am back! And you are the first person to notice. And the best person. Because we were so close to having an amazing collab. I’m generating revenue IRL these days, but I would definitely roll with you again if duty calls. Are you still running #Container9?

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@madi_eth It means you are so deeply attractive and incredibly pretty that I saved your thirst trap to my phone in case I got thirsty again later. 🥵