Lord Diogenes LXIX

Fact check this

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Now that I have your attention can we talk about how 888 doesn’t apply to shift workers. What’s the deal with that? We not good enough to have a balanced life

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#ElonMusk

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Koala’s be watching the #NSWelection waiting to see if they’ll be sentenced to extinction.

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

It’s the 24th of January and so far there’s been 39 #MassShootings in the #USA. After intense discussions between the NRA and the US Government on how to combat this crisis the government announced murder will now be legal in all 50 states.

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

Lousy Smarch weather. @Fallout

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It’s incredible talking to #American expats about the realities of living in the USA and how shit life actually is there. It truely is a third world country with a Gucci belt.

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

I’m not #racist. Half my slaves are white

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Give them the last 15 to finish all existing orders you ungrateful fuck

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

If a #restaurant closes in less than 15 minutes don’t fucking order. You do realise some cunts still gotta clean the place and wants to go home on time?

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

@MarkCooper18 @KhalHarlee @artywayne79 @damonimani @joe_armitage Didn’t I just say it was posted by @joe_armitage on his Twitter. Quite literally his second most recent tweet.

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

I shouldn’t need a fucking #hp account to use my scanner.

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#Conservatives act super tough, driving big cars, waving flags around and generally acting like they’re cocks are 15km’s long. But then they see a #trans or #queer person and completely disintegrate into a packet of Rafferty’s Garden Pureed Pear & Apricot Baby Food.

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

Why do customers have the fucking audacity to think they can just come over an order food? Like seriously fuck off #maccas

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

The rest of the world has never expected the USA to do the right thing, the comprehensible thing or even do anything that has any common sense. There is no hope the US will stop child massacres. Politicians get off on the death of kids it seems. #EnoughIsEnough

[Lord Diogenes LXIX @calpaidheachd]

Imagine waking up one day and thinking, imma be a #younglib

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On todays episode of what #Murdoch shall indoctrinate us with next.